[Personification] The Daily Life of My Stockpiled Manuscripts

One day, the author's stockpiled chapters suddenly came to life. * Author: Stockpile, where are the chapters I gave you? Stockpile: I ate them. Can I have another batch? Author: ...What use are you? * Reader: Author, what happened to those chapters you promised me? Author: You might not believe this, but a living stockpile ate them. Reader: ...Do you think I got kicked by a donkey on my way out the door? #Even with a stockpile, I still can't save chapters on time# #What's the point of this stockpile if it eats my chapters# #Hey, put down that chapter in your mouth, it's for the readers# *The little everyday life of the author, the stockpile, and the readers *Chapter lengths are subject to the author's whims *The author hasn't retired, and this story isn't finished