Zhou Wen, a loser in life who can do no right no matter what she does, travels back to a time more than 1,800 years ago with her head full of ideas about socialist modernization.
Knowing how unlucky she is, all Zhou Wen wants to do is prop a ladder against the wall, climb up with a handful of sunflower seeds, and watch them fight. "Keep going. Don't mind me!"
Zhou Yu: "So you've learned to climb walls now. Are you asking for a spanking again?!"
Sun Ce: "It's windy up there. Come down and I'll have Taishi Ci play with you!"
Taishi Ci: "?????!!!!!"
Zhuge Liang looks up at her. "Let's make a bet. If I win this battle, will I get some of that fine autumn tea?"
Guo Jia stands in the distance, the corner of his mouth lifting as he gives a quiet snort. Mere mortals. Then he winks at Xun Yu. "Cough, cough, cough..."
Xun Yu takes the hint. "Fengxiao, what's wrong?"
Zhou Wen tosses away her sunflower seeds and clambers down from the wall.
Guo Jia looks deathly ill. "I feel awful. Let's go home."
"You guys carry on. I'll go make him some medicine."
Everyone else is utterly defeated!
The heroine's only real golden finger is probably her ability to hit a target from a hundred paces. Her intelligence is otherwise average, and her social skills are painfully bad.
The hero, Guo the Half-Immortal, pretends to be sick when he has nothing to do and falls ill whenever there's something going on. The whole story is basically him saying, "You want me dead? Well, I refuse to die," then courting death every day and finding new ways to make sure everyone notices him.
With Jiajia's promiscuous attitude, she would probably drink while asking others to stop drinking.
Hahaha, the male protagonist was splashed with water when he came on stage. Hahaha (?ω?)Hiahiahia
BE??? (Narrowing dangerous little eyes, releasing murderous intent) The most I can do is write a side story like this, and don't write HE to send the blade. (I am sharpening the blade now) (Dear me, you said you have delayed writing a HE for so long, you know you will be beaten to death) (I have been waiting for Fengxiao for so long, not for BE)
As a tribute to my male god, I confess my love!!! Come on, duck! Jiajia's writing is too little, so don't be fooled [Erkang Shou] Also, arrange more appearances QVQ
I love filial piety, filial piety is the best
Oh my god, is it done?!! I haven't seen enough yet!!! (?ω? )
Ahhhhhh, big pit!!!
I always feel that I think highly of myself when I say this.
Tang Yin has no brains. Xun Yu should not be a person who disrespects his wife. If you don't tell a woman you want to take advantage of her, "don't neglect it."
Finally waited for the author's return, Starry Eyes