TSN On-Screen Couple

(People keep asking me, so let me make this clear: I posted the first chapter on December 13 last year. The news came out in March, four months later. I first posted it on LOF, and Ding Lei can vouch for me. I didn't copy anyone's idea, so please stop asking.)

In March 2018, the Cambridge Analytica scandal brought Facebook's alleged user privacy violations to light. FB was plunged into a public trust crisis. CEO Mark Zuckerberg couldn't be bothered to deal with it head-on, so he invited his old friend Eduardo to pretend to be his boyfriend, hoping to shift public attention. The two of them made a relationship contract and spent every day trying to stir up trouble.

Everyone gets the kind of trite happy ending that comes with a pairing. ME is over thirty, and his personality may not be what everyone expects. Same goes for DC. OOC warning.

(When I wrote this, the Cambridge Analytica story hadn't broken yet, so the outline is quite different from what actually happened. Please treat it as fiction, and be nice instead of mocking this humble, poor author whose imagination is limited by poverty.)

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