The Fake White Moonlight Only Wants to Die

Sorry, please wait for the unlock rebate. The Vampire Queen is delighted, thinking she has finally escaped the curse of immortality. But when she opens her eyes again, she finds herself inside a tragic romance novel as the obsessive male lead's unattainable moonlight: the little princess of the Phoenix Clan.

The Phoenix Clan has always struggled to have children. This time, the clan leader gives birth to twins, and all the seas celebrate. Yet a thousand years later, the smaller egg still has not hatched, so it must be kept in the sacred grounds and cared for day and night.

The Queen, inexplicably transmigrated into an egg and carefully tended to: When is the moonlight finally going to die?

The shameless underling System, forcibly bound to her: As long as you max out the favorability of the male lead and supporting male characters, Your Majesty, all your wishes will come true! [happily dragged away]

The Queen nods. "Oh, I refuse."

And so the Queen... begins her daily routine of finding all sorts of ways to get herself killed.

To hell with favorability! This princess will get herself killed by her own merits!

Male lead's version:

Xuan Mo was born a demon lord, a member of the ancient nine-tailed silver fox clan. He is fearsomely powerful and has always loved a good fight, until the day he meets a newly hatched little phoenix.

A tiny, fluffy thing, with wings not yet grown, whose voice is soft and sweet.

Xuan Mo swishes his bushy tail, suddenly wanting to carry the little thing back to his den and hide her away. No, that would damage his fearsome reputation as a great demon!

So, relying on his tough hide, the great demon presses the little phoenix, who has just managed to stand, back down with one paw. He lifts his head and snorts, looking down at her. "Little one, come quietly with me, or I'll swallow you whole, feathers and all!"

The Queen, in a terrible mood because she failed to die: Where did this idiot come from?

Later, Xuan Mo regrets everything: Acting cool feels great for a moment, then comes the long, hard road to winning your wife back...

[Warnings]

1. This is a wish-fulfillment story, probably very, very indulgent. The goal is to make it ridiculously so.

2. The male supporting character is dark and obsessive. Watch out for this trigger.

3. The female lead looks delicate, but inside she's still the Queen. Though she wants to die, a strong person's dignity cannot be violated... So this is actually a story about a strong woman disguised as a soft and delicate heroine.

4. The male lead is a fluffy, goofy great demon who solves every problem with force, so dear readers, don't expect too much from his emotional intelligence.

6. The author has hit a writing slump and has a clumsy style. Aside from the warnings, please feel free to point out any shortcomings. I'm deeply grateful! Please follow the author's profile and bookmark the new story~ Feel free to chat with me on Weibo~ [Big Cat Wants to Slacken Off Today]

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