The stupid author is trying to be cute ["I'm Playing Live in the Cold Palace" with no CP for the heroine is being serialized. If you have any favorite angels, please bookmark it~ I love you ducks~~mua~]
One-sentence copy: I am just a girl selling chicken essence, but I am prosperous in the three realms. Everything started from picking up a little brother...
Love version copywriting:
Zhen Mengmeng woke up and found that she had arrived 100 years later and had a very down-to-earth job: selling chicken essence...
At first, she found it strange that chicken essence was so easy to sell, why couldn't others sell it, and that the condiment industry was declining and about to disappear?
Later, she discovered that the little brother who often came to her to buy chicken essence was not a human at all! ! !
After the little brother finished the meal she cooked again, he said, "I can help you with anything... Can you cook for me every day?"
Zhen Mengmeng touched her head: "... Anything? How about you wash the dishes first?"
Later,
Zhen Mengmeng looked at her little brother who was leaning against the corner of the bed with complicated eyes: "... We agreed that I would only cook for you???"
The little brother pushed up his glasses and reluctantly let go of her neck: "I really have nothing to repay you for the kindness of delicious food and beautiful scenery. I can only give you my life."
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Business copywriting:
Customer A: "I want to buy ten tons of chicken essence. Will it be delivered?"
Customer B: "This food is really delicious. Do you want to open a store?"
Customer C: "Ah - there is a ghost in the house! Do you want to collect the ghost?"
Customer N: "..."
Zhen Mengmeng (rubbing her hands excitedly): "I charge a lot of money!"
Customers (nodding repeatedly): "Yes, ok, no problem."
Zhen Mengmeng glanced sideways at the little brother who was sitting on the counter cleaning his glasses: "Come on!"
The little brother put on his glasses and said calmly: "Let's go together!"
Although I really know everything...
But my job is really just a girl selling chicken essence.
As expected, it will be updated daily, at 18:00:01 p. M.
Demining area:
①Although the heroine looks cute and cute, she actually has a hot temper, is defensive, and can be clever, but she is still very kind. The male protagonist looks gentle and modest on the outside, but is actually quite cold on the inside. He is probably not a Wei Guangzhao person in the traditional sense.
②There are monsters and ghosts in the article, but they are not too scary. All the ghost plots are made up by the author, so don't pay attention to them.
③The heroine has a golden finger, and she is not very powerful at the beginning. Her abilities gradually grow. But it's still very cool!
④There are career lines and love lines in the article, it is not a purely emotional article.
PS:
It is a food-cum-metaphysical and supernatural article. The author is good at writing and will finish it no matter how bad the data is. Welcome to Squat!
PS again: Manually bookmark this stupid author's column~~ I wish you a prosperous 2019 and all your wishes will come true~~ Mmm~
I will write this next book: "After reading the book, I became a heartthrob]" Please give me a pre-order, little angels, and the stupid author will give you refills~
Copywriting: After waking up from sleep, Lin Yu'an traveled through the book and became the male protagonist Gu Rujing's vicious, cruel, and scheming ex-wife, who finally suffered a tragic death at her own hands. She said——
Live with a smile (wry smile)
After figuring out the current time point, Lin Yu'an decided to be Buddhist, calm, and sensible to divorce Gu Rujing quickly, and then stay away from him and the original heroine.
But that cute little dumpling hugged her thigh and cried:
"Mom, don't you want me anymore?"
"Mom, I love you!"
"Mom, take me with you..."
Lin Yu'an felt soft-hearted for a moment, and ran away with the soft and cute little dumpling. He also developed his own career, and by the way, he attracted several tall men with different personalities through his career (beauty and kindness).
A certain elegant actor said: "Ms. Lin, I want to take care of you and your dog for the rest of your life."
A domineering second-generation rich man said: "Lin Yu'an, I will give you all my wealth and stay with me!"
A passionate little puppy who writes a book: "I have walked through thousands of mountains, walked through thousands of rivers, and entered the rivers and lakes where the wind is roaring... But for the rest of my life, I just want to watch the rising sun and sunset with you every day..."
In response to this, Lin Yuan's reaction——
... I feel like my life has reached a climax!
Who knows how long it will take?
Gu Rujing came to the door: "You have lost something, I will bring it to you."
Lin Yuan: "No???"
Gu Rujing: "... You lost a husband."
Lin Yuan: "Okay, please go to your son to get a number plate first, then turn left and go out to queue."
The current article of gay friend [Already Growing Together]: "Criminal Psychology: A Guide to Preventing Collapse" is now being updated! Very well written and beautiful!
Cp: A shameless detective is attacked by a yandere teacher who leaks sex
Gay friend [long hair no longer than waist]'s pre-release article of Kuai Wen: "[Quick Wear] did this bowl of dog food" Please give me an advance~
Intention:
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Well written