Hilarious new article about non-mainstream quick travel: "99 Ways to Die as Cannon Fodder [Quick Travel]" Please follow and collect, refill! :
This author is incompetent in writing, so here's the snippet!
Snippet:
My mother yelled outside: "You damn girl, you only know how to take advantage of what you say!"
"Mom, don't be angry. When we have money later..."
She quickly caught it cheerfully: "What if you have money?"
"When I have money, I'll find three pretty boys to come back..."
She picked up the topic again: "Hey, what are you talking about? I really want a pretty boy. I can't keep a face like your dad's with a pockmarked face. Why are you looking for a pretty boy and three of them after you look for him? Come on, forget it, I'm not that lucky."
I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Haha... Haha... What do you think I'm asking you to do with three pretty boys? Let you have a twilight love affair? I want to find three pretty girls to play mahjong with you! Isn't four just enough? Haha..."
My mother also burst out laughing outside: "You damn girl, you will make fun of your mother."
One-on-one, the ending is HE, so bloody... Embarrassing!
Warning: This article is very tactful and white. It was written by the author in his spare time. If you don't like it, you should take a detour early.
Column address, welcome to collect refills:
Intention: