Thor: My Ding Dachui's Didi is the cutest in the nine realms. My father told me that Didi is not my biological child. Very good. Let's get married! There are many more children to be born!
Loki: Two-way crush? Marry? Have a baby? ... Fuck you, I want to give birth to myself! (So you don't deny the first two?)
The first time a newcomer coded, he just practiced writing. He raised the banner of Hammer, and I had the sweetest cp in the universe!
Note: This is a sweet and conscientious article. It is not intended to be cruel. Please feel free to eat it.