My Days Working with a Goofy System

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By a twist of fate, Xue Lingyu picks up a silly System, the kind that introduces itself by saying, "I'm this little cutie who's quite the thing."

Just when she thinks she's about to become a demon-life winner who can chat and laugh with Shennong, earn tens of millions a month, and drive a tractor all over the mountains, she finds out she failed the test and can only play as a dummy, with every action simplified for dummies.

System: "Dummy players have their day in the sun too. Just be silly enough... No, just work hard, and you can earn tens of millions a month all the same. I'll even give you a handsome courier who can go anywhere and do anything. You'll still be a demon-life winner."

Xue Lingyu: "But I want to be a hardcore player and experience the joy of farming for myself!"

The System hesitates, unsure what to say. "...Well, good luck."

P.S.

1. Lighthearted plot, slightly overpowered golden finger.

2. Mountains of personal worldbuilding, unconventional cultivation and farming. Research sticklers, beware.

A friend's upcoming novel:

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