I'm LALA, You're Gay

This article... Is actually unlocked? -0- Are you going to start updating?!!! Excited, twisting~><~

Hey, hey, updated, updated~~~~ Throw flowers and firecrackers

It's actually updated, holy shit. I'm scared to death.

This commemoration lasted so long. . . I mean, how long has it been since I updated my writing? Cake seller~~

Uh, we still want to commemorate September 18th??!! When will we update next time??125Th?????? January 25 has passed, and there is no update.

Selling cakes~ Even I, a diver who has lived for thousands of years, can't hold it anymore. You said how long it has been since you updated. You have been searching for me for 2 years. What a wonderful youth I have~ I've been wasted by you like this. T_T

Why haven't you seen the update yet? The cake seller will show up soon.

The new article is here. . = =

Why is this writing style so similar to that of an adult I like? She hasn't updated it yet.

Uh, we still want to commemorate September 18th??!! When will we update next time??125Th??????