The new article "There is a phoenix waiting for me to die every day and I will not die" has been published. Please collect it. I love you all~~
Copywriting of this article
The husky spirit whose balls were cut off since childhood traveled across time to an interstellar world full of orcs.
Disguised as a werewolf, he worked hard to save system coins to buy repair fluid, and finally regained his glory. He laughed proudly and showed off his might to the beauty. Unexpectedly, the beauty smiled coldly at him and pressed her back——
Superheroes are useless! !
Huskies are filled with sadness...
Small Theater
A husky wanders in the forest, and a werewolf picks him up and brings him home.
Werewolf: Brother, are you moved?
Husky surrounded by werewolves: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move
Husky's health is attacked by x fake disease, weak beauty
"There is a phoenix waiting for me to die every day, but I won't die" Copywriting:
Lanzhu was too lazy to die, but he didn't die completely and traveled to a new world.
What was not good was that as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a phoenix swallowing saliva at him.
Lanzhu:......
Eat, eat, I'm too lazy to run away.
A phoenix is a phoenix that only has integrity, and does not become a demon by eating food.
So he decided to provide for this bamboo and receive his inheritance - bamboo rice.
After raising Feng Rong, I realized something was wrong. Why was this bamboo getting younger and younger and starting a business?
Lanzhu discovered that the science of this world is really wonderful. As long as he clicks on the weird-looking hand chicken, food and clothing will be automatically delivered to his door; as long as his children and grandchildren get some mountain spring water, they can make a fortune. It is simply a paradise for lazy people. He loves this world.
Regarding the bamboo tube water, the crowd's expressions at first were like this:
What kind of three-no product, has it been filtered? Disinfected? Has it been tested? You dare to sell a cup for 100 yuan even though you have nothing. Are you crazy if you want to make money? Are you afraid of rotting your stomach and contracting some parasites after drinking it?
Later, the crowd's reaction was as follows:
[Dad, Dad, please let the company go public, ask for a nationwide chain, and ask for no purchase restrictions on Bamboo Water Online.
My final article
"The Taoist monk I picked up is a seed"
"Time Travel: Marrying a Poor Loose Cultivator"
"Alien"
"My True Love Is a Science Fiend"
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