My Monster Paradise

After receiving his seventh mysterious package, minor celebrity Xia Zhi transmigrates to a world called [Monster Park].

Pink rabbits that tear people apart with their bare hands, colorful balloons that blow buildings to rubble, unicorns that love turning humans into candied skewers...

A tear glimmered at the corner of Xia Zhi's eye. Sleepy, he said, "Tsk, the show is over. Can the audience leave now?"

The System warned him, "Friendly reminder: if you don't complete the missions, you'll turn into a monster."

"A monster..." Xia Zhi blinked and smiled. "That sounds pretty exciting."

[1] Bystander A: The most powerful group in Monster Park is the Cane-Bearers. And when it comes to the most brutal member of the Cane-Bearers, nobody dares claim second place over Wei Que. He kills without a trace, takes lives with a flick of his finger. New player or veteran, if you see him, run as far away as you can...

"Here." A high-level item landed in Xia Zhi's arms. He looked up in a daze. The man had already turned away at an unhurried pace, the tips of his ears red as he pretended not to care. "Take it. It'll keep you alive."

[2] Bystander B: Here's a joke: Wei Que from the Cane-Bearers is in love.

Everyone: Hahahahahahahaha!

Xia Zhi propped his chin on one hand and raised an eyebrow. "Is that so funny?"

The players: We're laughing our heads off, buddy! We'd sooner believe that we could escape this hellish game tomorrow than believe that big demon has found someone and fallen in love.

Wei Que walked through the crowd, lifted Xia Zhi's chin, and gazed down at him with inscrutable eyes, his expression tender and almost teasing. "It's so late. Aren't you going home?"

The players: ???!!!

★Many years later, players in Monster Park would remember those two whenever they stood at death's door. They parted the clouds and brought hope back.

"The only way to leave Monster Park is..."

Reading Guide:

★ An overwhelmingly powerful, elegant and sinister, cold on the outside and secretly flirtatious (?) top-tier beauty who turns into a bashful quail at the sight of his sweetheart, as the gong VS a growing powerhouse who refuses to play by the rules and shamelessly tempts his husband at every opportunity, as the warm-hearted, cunning little demon shou. Also, an older gong and an unrequited crush.

★ A hot-blooded, chuunibyou-style HE with thrilling action, episodic missions and an overarching plot. The romance is super sweet, and the plot is super exciting.

★ I don't recommend skipping chapters. The missions and main plot are closely intertwined, and skipping chapters will affect your reading experience.

★ If it's not for you, please click the X. If you insist on picking a fight, this twisted author will be thrilled to fight back :)

Recommended reads: Depression Patients Enter a Horror Game (complete), His Majesty Owes Me Half an Imperial Tomb (an unusual ancient-to-ancient transmigration story), by Qing Lian Men Xia

Coming next: Amber Maple Syrup, The Demon King Is Above

Completed works: Spring Breeze, One Night, and I Regret It, A-Rank Spirit Master

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