The Consequences of a Sharp Tongue in Pili

I killed my mother and father for you. I betrayed my teacher and ancestors for you. I killed my husband and children for you. I unleashed evil spirits for you. I destroyed this whole realm for you. And this is how you treat me..."

Just then, a horsetail whisk struck Ye Lan across the face. A shrill voice, neither male nor female, roared, "You've done every evil under the sun and unleashed evil spirits. You deserve to die!"

Hold your horses. I was just being snarky. I didn't mean anything by it.

A silver-tongued schemer like you deserves to die.

And finally, are you done beating me? If you're finished, I need to go home and cook.

Since there's a moment, let me explain. I watched Song Tianyin in Monster Hunt with his big pregnant belly and thought it was kind of adorable, so I wanted Su Xuyuan to have one too. I changed the original plot and rewrote it. I thought you would understand, so I didn't give you any warning (sob). I hope you don't mind. I tried really hard not to make anyone act out of character, but I couldn't help it. If I stayed true to character, I couldn't write this plot. And if I didn't write it, I couldn't stop myself from digging another plot hole, and then another (staring at the sky at a 45-degree angle).