[Western Crossover] The Thorn Birds

When Iron Man woke up, he found a flower by his bedside. JARVIS's data drive was gone, and in its place was a card bearing a thornbird. After Captain America finished his workout, he found a painting in his backpack. The next day, his vibranium shield was gone, leaving behind a spray-painted thornbird. After Thor lost his hammer and Dr. Banner lost his glasses, the only woman among the Avengers opened her door and found the other members' missing belongings, along with roses filling her entire room. Tony: I'm going to make sure that thief goes to prison. Dr. Banner: Hulk is unhappy. Black Widow: This flower has good taste. The only one in the know, Captain America, covered his face, unsure whether to thank the thief for remembering to return his weapon or get angry that his shield had been stolen again. Did you know? A thornbird is a creature that would die for romance and love. 1. The author has eaten the timeline logic, so don't nitpick or flame. Let's read rationally and keep things friendly. I've only got an idea, not even an outline. 2. The CP isn't decided yet. Feel free to pick a favorite, but please be reasonable. 3. I just want to flirt with the male idols we can't flirt with in real life. 4. The heroine charms men and women alike. She's the thornbird itself. 5. It's not a conventional wish-fulfillment story, but it is still wish fulfillment. If you don't like it, click away. No need to tell me. I'm a bit sensitive, and when I'm upset, I want to make things angsty.