Warning: This story has a terrible ending, a dragging plot, and nonsensical logic... Unless you're mind-numbingly bored, you'd better not read it, everyone. QAQ
Xi Xi transmigrates to ancient times. Her mission is to seduce Prince Jing, Tang Zhaolong, and make him so obsessed with women that he neglects state affairs, thereby stopping him from rebelling and seizing power.
What? This prince isn't interested in women? He's cold on the outside and inside? Maybe he's even gay?
No problem! As the saying goes, with enough effort, even an iron pestle can be ground into a needle! Xi Xi firmly believes that with her perseverance, indomitable will, and incomparable beauty, she can warm even a rock from the Arctic Ocean, hatch a chick from it, and straighten Tang Zhaolong out even if he's as bent as a circle, until he's as straight as a club.
Xi Xi gazed tenderly at the man happily keeping crickets: "Husband, do you think I'm beautiful?"
Tang Zhaolong: "Average."
Xi Xi's smile slowly froze. "Which matters more, your cricket or me?"
Tang Zhaolong sneered. "This cricket's family has followed me for generations. What are you, some little cookie?"
Xi Xi ran toward the wall. "I'd rather smash my head in than marry a heartless man like you!"
Tang Zhaolong caught her in his arms.
Xi Xi's eyes sparkled. "So you can't bear to lose me after all, Husband..."
Tang Zhaolong handed her a dagger. "Use this. It'll be quicker."
The story of a scheming male lead who plays the fool and a shameless, scatterbrained female lead.
The male lead has no moral compass, and the female lead has no shame.
This is a fictional setting and a brainless fluff piece, so please don't nitpick the details. ^ ^!
This is my first time writing, so please forgive my elementary-school-level prose. ^ ^~
I'll try to update daily, with new chapters at eight every evening. To exploit a bit of superstition, I might post a fake update at two in the morning, so please bear with me, sweethearts. Feel free to squish me as much as you like. I'm very squishable!~
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It's just gone. I cry to death. If I want to live, he is gone.
Why can't I read some chapters?!!
It can be said that she is very scumbag... I am very impressed with the heroine. Well, I can't complain about it. What a ghost character. It's not that capital letters are bad, I just simply don't like this character, I really don't like it.
I kind of hope that Tang Zhaolong will know the origin of west Xi soon?
Very interesting ~ promising future ~ ~ ~
Looking forward to the next article!! Come on!!!
I love you so much! Refill!!!!!!!!??
Looks good ~ Come on ⊙?⊙!
It is recommended that the description be more detailed~~ There is no plot for the encounter between the male and female protagonists (maybe I have read too many ancient sayings and have a fixed pattern in my mind...), And the dialogue is simple and relaxed, which makes me feel good~