I Made It Official with My Tacky Ex for 1314

[Written early on, when I was letting loose and throwing in memes. No logic, no writing skills, and frequent character derailment. Read with caution.] The glamorous superstar from his previous life died unexpectedly. When Cen Zheng was reborn in this life and opened his eyes, he discovered he had a boyfriend who was so tacky it offended both gods and men, and who was a naive, sweet simpleton! His boyfriend went clubbing, shouted into the mic, and danced the social shake every day: "You have to live it up while you're alive. If you don't love Young Master Mo, you're doing it wrong!" His boyfriend was full of cheesy pickup lines every day: "Why are my eyes so beautiful? Because you're all I see." His boyfriend dished out inspirational chicken soup every day: "A skyscraper starts from the ground. If you want glory, you have to earn it yourself!" His boyfriend was just too tacky. Cen Zheng had only one thought: break up. When they broke up, his ex-boyfriend poured beer over his head: "I hereby withdraw! And this withdrawal will last a lifetime!" After the breakup, his ex-boyfriend, a minor internet celebrity, transformed into the male lead of a smash-hit idol drama. Cen Zheng, playing the third male lead: "...Hey, handsome. Who are you?" Naive, sweet, sunny heartthrob gong x cold, reserved beauty shou. After being reborn, should he let his true identity slip? That's a question. Should they get back together after breaking up? That's also a question. #Obsessed# CP fan slogan: Follow us, get rich overnight. [Weibo: @Hunter Tong] [Please read before starting] 1. Updated daily, in the evening. 2. The gong and shou aren't based on real people. Please don't imagine real people in the roles, either, including characters played by real people. No real-world faces at all, and please don't make off-topic comments. 3. Some of the cheesy jokes in this story, such as the social shake and beer-pouring, are inspired by real online videos. Some of the corny quotes and pickup lines are adapted from things found online. 4. [The core of this story can be summed up in one word: awkward. Not only is it awkwardly sweet, it's awkwardly tacky, and not only is it awkwardly tacky, it also has awkward dancing! Stylish readers, please prepare yourselves.] Theme: The vulgar can be sublime.