[The author has taken a 996 job to earn money for meals, so I can't keep writing just for love anymore. I've become a dirty, disillusioned adult. I'm sorry to all the sweethearts who came to support me! This story will be locked in a little while. I'll pick it up again once I'm rich!]
Life is a grand feast, but there are always people who are extraordinarily talented and dazzling, yet leave the stage too soon and go unnoticed.
Wen Lou scattered a pile of melon seed shells: "Oh, how tragic."
You can tell from the blurb that nobody in this story stays cool for more than three chapters, or even three sentences at a time.
[You Don't Understand the Restlessness of Youth] A chatty, sharp-tongued, sunny, athletic puppy who gets mercilessly roasted by the heroine and bristles whenever she touches him x A terminally lazy heroine who talks nonsense nonstop, loves teasing cute little puppies, and gets all excited when she sees one bristle
[Our Journey Is to the Sea of Stars] A well-bred, promising future star, a sweet and honest, poker-faced military academy heartthrob x A troublesome heroine who never does anything useful and is determined to see how many cracks she can put in his poker face
[No Paddles Needed, Just Ride the Waves] A winner in life and online gaming god, a handsome older guy who's full of bad ideas and never does anything decent [Not really, don't believe it] x A heroine with a wild imagination and fancy footwork who, together with the hero, would probably qualify as a biological weapon
[Imagination buffering...]
Important notes:
# The author is terminally chatty, so this is a slow transmigration story disguised as a quick transmigration one.
# The heroine has no filter and loves talking smack. She has survived this long purely because the author has a soft spot for her and loves bullying the boys. [Pervert]
# The writing is all about going with the flow. If the tone suddenly changes, it probably means I choked on a steamed bun this morning.
# New writer here, high-energy warning. This story is purely for my own amusement, so don't take it too seriously. If you like it, grab a stool, sit down with everyone, and snack on melon seeds. If you don't, please be kind.
Theme: To be added
