[Crossover] After the Once-Popular Guy Made a Wish to Saiki

I'm Mori Yuan Jiuling, just turned 16, and I have a dirt-cheap big brother named Sakata Gintoki, plus lots of prestigious big brothers, like Takasugi Shinsuke.

Sakata Gintoki: "...Hold on. Did you get those two descriptions backward???"

I have the superpower to control magnetic fields and can destroy the Earth with a flick of my hand, but my dirt-cheap big brother always makes me fish coins out from under his bed and sell scrap metal...

After seeing the little girl next door, Kinomoto, happily fall in love with her boyfriend, I sincerely prayed to God:

"Great Lord Kusuo, please get me a boyfriend. I'm not picky, as long as he can take a beating from my brother. It'd be even better if he had money."

Kusuo: "Go to sleep. You can have anything in your dreams. (kind smile.JPG)"

That very night, I picked up a golden Gilgamesh, who seemed to have some kind of ulterior motive toward me.

The next day, my neighbor pinned me against the wall and confessed to me.

Not long after that, a boy with Kagura's voice confessed to me at the arcade.

And so on and so forth.

In short, Kusuo is a good god.

But why the hell are they all under fifteen and little boys?!

You piece of trash, Kusuo. I hope you get your "oh-hoo" soon.

Kusuo: "...I'll say it again: you're the problem."

I want a boyfriend I can bring home without my brother beating him to death, not one who'll get me killed by my brother's disapproving glare.

Gintoki (seriously): "If you really like little boys... you could consider Sougo or Kagura's brother. If neither works, even Takasugi could do in a pinch. They're adults."

Gintoki (after a moment of silence, mournfully): "If you like toddlers, I can ask Tsukuyo to save Haruta for you..." (beaten to death)

Me: "C-calm down, big bro. Lend me the time machine. No, no, better yet, let's find Kusuo A-Mon!"

Kusuo: "Calm down, hentai... I mean, Jiuling."

Content warnings:

1. The heroine is based on Magneto from the X-Men comics. She takes on the world and throws the Earth around whenever she feels like it.

2. The heroine loves a spectacle and is a scene-stealer in the traditional sense (just like Magneto).

3. Most of the male lead candidates are little boys, but not all of them. Remember, the heroine is a hentai. (Heroine: "Hey!!")

4. The heroine has a domestic-wife vibe and loves making sarcastic comments. She may not have much else going for her, but... she's got a great figure and is gorgeous.

5. More to come.