This princess is already eighteen, and no dragon has ever carried her off. The king was very worried, so the princess took the king's three-meter greatsword into the forest to look for a dragon.
The dragon, who was licking his wife's scales in the forest, was completely baffled. What does your inability to find a husband have to do with me???
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And so everyone found out the princess had been kidnapped.
The king was overjoyed. Finally, he had an opportunity! Guards! Bring me the man who was named the greatest knight twenty years ago! Tell him we'll hold a wedding once he rescues the princess!
The greatest knight, busy mending clothes: What do you want? Not me, I didn't do it, sob sob.
A silly little short story, posting it here for now.
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