The Fainthearted Emperor Wants to Abdicate Every Day

There are three secrets about Emperor Li Zhao that no one can speak of, yet everyone knows. First, Li Zhao is a tyrant. Second, Li Zhao has a hidden ailment. Third, Li Zhao is gay. Someone couldn't stand Li Zhao's absurd tyranny and planned to raise an army in rebellion. When word reached Li Zhao, she happily said, "Is there really such good news? Which hero is it? Hurry and invite them to take the throne!" Someone heard that Li Zhao had a hidden ailment and thumped his chest, promising that his medicine would restore the emperor's virility. Li Zhao held her little belly and sipped brown sugar water. "Oh? That would be a medical miracle." As for the rumor that she's gay, the whole world thinks His Majesty is lusting after Gu Chenxiao. Li Zhao feels she can't keep taking the blame without getting anything out of it, so she might as well make the "blame" stick. To die beneath a peony is to die a happy ghost. Until one day, Li Zhao realizes that this peony really does want her dead. Li Zhao pulls up her pants and makes a run for it. Goofy heroine x scheming hero Notes: 1. The heroine transmigrates into the body of an emperor who is a woman disguised as a man. She has no affection for this year-round job and only wants to abdicate. 2. This is not a matriarchy. 3. An alternate world, with some inspiration from the Tang dynasty. It's just for fun, so don't take it too seriously. Theme: Freedom is humanity's eternal pursuit.