Writers are natural enemies, and they take an especially sharp dislike to each other.
Young Master Song considers himself [the smartest person in the world, and everyone else is trash]. While visiting a brothel, he meets a woman disguised as a man who calls herself Young Master Liu.
She: "Young Master Song visits the pleasure houses, embracing men and women alike, young and old, indiscriminately."
He: "Young Master Liu writes poetry, but neither the poems nor the lyrics make sense. Every verse and song is complete nonsense."
She: "You wander east and west without purpose, never reciting the sages' books of old. How shameless."
He: "You frequent the pavilions north and south near the imperial garden, spreading tales of debauchery. Utterly depraved."
Round one: a draw.
Young Master Song considers himself [my elder sister is the best in the world, and no one is worthy of her]. He disguises himself as his sister to get married, only to meet her, disguised as the top scholar Liu, on his wedding night.
She: "My lady, actually... your husband is impotent."
He: "My lord, actually... your wife is barren."
Round two: a draw.
Young Master Song considers himself [the brothels and home are one thing, but I'm the boss at the Hanlin Academy]. Even at work, investigating a case, he runs into her, who dares to challenge him head-on.
He: "With my discerning eyes, I solve cases and investigate without fail."
She: "With your little beady eyes, you make wrongful judgments and then smugly congratulate yourself."
Round three: I definitely didn't lose!
Main couple: (Heaven-and-earth-defying little tyrant of a male lead) Song Heze x (sharp-tongued heroine with maxed-out skills) Liu Zhimeng
This is probably the story of a bickering couple who go from fighting in brothels to fighting at home and then at court, showing off and solving cases along the way while falling in love? There's melodrama, comedy, plot, and mysteries, but no logic.
Content warning: The author is a half-research-obsessed history buff who occasionally shows off obscure knowledge. The story starts painfully slowly. Most of the time the leads don't properly date, instead flirting with everyone and getting into all sorts of trouble. After the leads enter the palace, the story shifts from banter and daily-life filler to suspenseful mysteries and horror. The author writes so erratically it's like having multiple personalities. The angels who read this must have truly unusual taste!
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After Becoming a Vegetable, I Got Pregnant with the Movie Emperor's Child
It turns out there has been no update for a long time.
Father Song Heze begged for this, and the male protagonist has a small belly. All anger must be retaliated, no distinction between right and wrong, the whole family felt like vomiting after watching it, the best garbage!
The hero should die quickly
This kind of person might actually be able to be the male protagonist,
Hey, this male protagonist does all the things that villains do.
Actually, the logic is ridiculous, but it's quite interesting.
...? Isn't the heroine a woman?? Suddenly became gay?
Have! , I'm here! Big! Look at me
I am your little apple! Compare your heart! Update soon!
Your mind is poisonous, hahaha