The Alliance Leader Won't Let Me Into His Heart

Also known as: "The Alliance Leader and the Trouble Magnet: A Few Things You Need to Know"

The serious blurb (not):

Yu Donglai is a bastard, and not a particularly bright one. With his drunken eyes, he sees only beautiful faces, never realizing that this person isn't a woman.

Lu Qijun is a prodigy, one recognized as such by the entire martial world. But while searching for his family's Dragon Scale Sword, he made one wrong decision. Who knew one mistake would lead to another, until he ended up losing his heart as well?

Yu Donglai: I have no parents and few family ties. From now on, you can be my son.

Lu Qijun: [Draws his sword

Yu Donglai: Hey, hey, Alliance Leader, don't rush! I haven't finished speaking! Put your sword away! I mean, the Alliance Leader can be my son's father.

Lu Qijun: ...

A roguish wanderer bottom x a cold-faced Alliance Leader top