Chen Hui was born into the Chen family of Yingchuan, but from an early age, she followed her father into seclusion in the mountains. One day, she unexpectedly found an Illumi in a hot spring and brought him home to give him a warm welcome.
Chen Hui: Sir, my home is rather humble. If you have urgent business, you may leave at your earliest convenience. (You can get lost.)
Illumi: ... (He doesn't understand. Poke the window.)
Chen Hui: [Puffed up like a pufferfish.jpg]
Chen Hui: Sir, my respects. [Bows.jpg]
Illumi: ...
Chen Hui: You are so rude! Get out!
Reader's Guide:
1. This story is not researched for historical accuracy, not researched for historical accuracy, not researched for historical accuracy. Important things are said three times.
2. This is a romance in a Three Kingdoms setting, devoted to flirting with Illumi for a hundred years.
3. It could be a short story, or a long one updated whenever the author feels like it. This terrible author hasn't decided how long it will be. I impulsively started it, so proceed with caution.