Ordinary Dongshan Can't Get Up

--All I wanted was to be reborn, get my revenge, and claw my way back to the very top. A male-oriented novel makes an unconventional pivot into a classic danmei, with a bold red warning label. A dazzling, ambitious top on the rise × a domineering, beautiful bottom reborn as a powerful man In his previous life, Di Qianchen of the Northern Division of the Chengcang Realm was peerlessly elegant, renowned far and wide, and a brilliant scholar and warrior. The greatest joys in his life were taking on a few disciples and making two or three close friends. Just as he was at the height of his success, his benefactors were slaughtered and his elder brother murdered. Thunderstruck, he set off alone with his sword to seek revenge, only to die with his dignity intact in a forbidden realm. He thought his life would end with an anticlimactic flourish. But when he opened his eyes, he had undergone a Conan-style shrink-and-rebirth transformation. Holy crap, this is a godsend! With all my cultivation and talents intact, I'll climb the perilous path to Heaven again. This time, I'll defeat emperors, battle the heavens, seize the throne, and become an immortal... Wait, what's with all of you?! Weren't we just polite acquaintances in my last life??? Zong Liyan: ...So this life, we're supposed to be close friends who burn like kindling? My lord, my lord, how about we sleep side by side tonight, just like old times? A quick warning list ≧▽≦ Native xianxia setting, 1v1 wish-fulfillment story. The bottom is powerful! Really powerful! It's an older-top-younger-bottom pairing again. The rest is a secret~ That's right, the outline used to be a real male-oriented novel. I even wrote a little of it. Who knows, maybe you can find the cringe-worthy remnants of my younger self online, lol...