All Right, I'm a Fox Spirit

Background Also known as "I Found a Fox Spirit" and "The Little Fox Goes to School" New blurb: After the "Village Massacre" two hundred years ago, Hu Guo'er, once hailed as a fox clan prodigy, lost both his cultivation and memories, reverting to the form of a young fox. Two hundred years later, Hu Guo'er can barely maintain his human form. He finds Evan, an alien who needs to complete an ecological survey report on Earth, and takes him back to the village, thinking he is a fox clan member he has found. With Evan's help, diligent study and cultivation slowly get Hu Guo'er back on the path of evolution, and he gradually awakens his powers... A sweet little slice-of-life story. Enjoy! Old blurb: Evan needs to write an ecological survey report about a planet, so he comes to the "pristine" Earth. To make his research easier, he plans to transform into a form beloved by Earthlings. The little fox spirit Hu Guo'er sees Evan "transforming" by the roadside and is horrified. He drags him into the bushes and scolds him: "Rule number eight for fox spirits: no transforming in front of people! Do you understand?" Hearing that Hu Guo'er has lived for eight hundred years, Evan figures that following him will help him finish his report quickly. So he claims to be a fox spirit from a foreign land, and Hu Guo'er takes him on as his "underling." And so... Scene one, before Hu Guo'er's evolution: "Look, look! If you transform like this, you can make money and buy things at the store." "Oh... But isn't a one-yuan coin a little small?" So the two "people" take the "coins" they've transformed into, each worth 100 yuan, and go shopping. The result... Scene two: "You want to learn? Then of course you have to go to school. Come on, I'll take you!" And so Evan is taken to kindergarten... Scene three: The two "people" live a "happy" life scavenging for junk... Scene four: A Taoist pins Evan down, his magical weapon shining dazzlingly as he yells, "Reveal your true form!" But Evan just looks completely bewildered... After Hu Guo'er evolves, he becomes alluring and seductive, with a bewitching charm that goes through the roof... He tries every which way to flirt with his "underling," swearing to snatch Evan back from the little Taoist, but nearly ends up getting... A chaotic tale of an adorable, clueless little white fox spirit and a gentle, earnest alien. Theme: Through diligence and a willingness to learn, you can build a happy life