My Beloved Minister Is Gorgeous and Sharp-Tongued [System]

[Ongoing silly, sweet novel: Good-for-Nothing Couple's Farming Days [Book Transmigration] Coming soon: fantasy BL novel The Four CEOs I Seduced Are All My Fiances Coming soon: historical BL novel Master, You're Still Obsessed with Raising Kids [Book Transmigration] Completed novel: Turns Out I'm the Villain [Book Transmigration]. Visit my author page~] Blurb: The new emperor has just ascended the throne. Of the three ministers entrusted by the late emperor, one is staying out of trouble, one is plotting a coup, and the last one, he has multiple personalities! In private, he mocks everyone without discrimination, in all directions. Before his colleagues, he's gentle, refined, and modest. But when he meets the emperor, he's always insolent, teasing him without restraint... On the throne, Gu He, who has transmigrated into the body of an emperor, flushes with anger. "How dare you!" The man leans in with a smile. "Are you really mad?" Gu He really wants to smack him in the face with a memorial! Furious, he goes to complain to his beloved consort (bestie): That Xie Zhuliu is a total psycho! His beloved consort calmly soothes him and feeds him all sorts of snacks. Gu He: "I'm happy." But then his beloved consort smiles and pinches his chin. "Gu Xiaohe, what are you going to do to make it up to me for calling me a lunatic right to my face?" His beloved consort smiles wickedly. "How about pledging yourself to me?" Gu He: ... Gu He: ??? So my beautiful, sharp-tongued, highly skilled former-white-moonlight, current-bestie is actually Xie Zhuliu, the guy who can't stand me and whom I can't stand? Impossible! I don't believe it! The System must have a bug! The System gives him a kindly smile. "Stop struggling, Gu Xiaohe. Just give in!" A silly, adorable emperor shou who grows strong and loves to roast people x a sharp-tongued, rebellious, multiple-personality prime minister gong who has a (fake) cross-dressing fetish [Read before proceeding] The shou is naive, and so is the writing. The ending is a bit rushed. It's my pleasure if I can make you smile, but if I can't, please go easy on me qaq Ongoing novel Good-for-Nothing Couple's Farming Days, almost complete: Ruan Jia, a young master from a wealthy family and a total failure at everyday life, accidentally transmigrates into a farming novel about men who can bear children. He becomes a disposable character who loves the endlessly popular protagonist shou. He waits for the protagonist to leave the mountain village and meet his domineering prince, so he can gracefully bow out. But then he happens to save a wounded soldier, who bites him on the neck and marks him. They're forced to marry. In the first week of marriage, Ruan Jia guiltily dumps half-cooked vegetables, then turns around and sees that the man has ruined every piece of clothing in the wash. Ruan Jia: ... Looks like we're going to starve to death together. Who knew the man would confidently tell him, "I'll provide for you. Whatever you want, I'll give it to you." Ruan Jia scoffs. "I want charcoal-grilled ribs. Can you make them?" Ye Shaoyuan: ... Ruan Jia, aggrieved: "You lying bastard. All you can do is brag!" * Ye Shaoyuan: "I'm a powerful prince, but my wife is always worried we'll starve to death. What should I do?" Fantasy BL novel coming soon: The Four CEOs I Seduced Are All My Fiances He Yingwen, an omega heir from an ancient star system, flees to the Imperial Capital Planet to escape an arranged marriage. Using the alias Liu He, he eventually becomes the editor-in-chief of a top fashion magazine. He lives a flamboyant life but hates being marked, and keeps a warehouse full of suppressants at home. Overnight, he becomes famous as a new celebrity championing omega independence. As a flirtatious, carefree queen shou, Liu He never spends more than three weeks with any one man. But after losing a bet with his friends, he's punished by having to be intimate with four different men for three months. Forced to be a devoted (?) and faithful (?) good man for three months, he grows more and more skilled at moving between the four men. Then his fiance shows up! Someone: "Come back with me." Liu He: "I have a boyfriend. He's a big shot in the interstellar mining business, " Someone: "That's me." Liu He: "There's also another one, a rising star in the mecha division, " Someone: "That's me too." Liu He: "There's also an award-winning actor! And an up-and-coming artist!" Someone, smiling: "Sorry, they're all me." The one who gets to have you has always been me, and can only be me. An aristocratic heir shou x the crown prince of the Empire gong Flirtatious queen x cunning man with multiple personalities Historical BL novel: Master, You're Still Obsessed with Raising Kids [Book Transmigration] Shen Wuche, a schoolteacher, transmigrates into a clichéd cultivation novel and becomes a disposable master who envies the male lead. According to the plot, he torments the male lead in all sorts of ways, only to be run through the chest with a sword by the male lead after he returns from the dark side. Then he can bow out and live an ordinary life under a secret identity. Who knew he'd one day meet a pitiful little boy who'd lost his entire family? His stubborn silhouette looks exactly like the protagonist did back then. Shen Wuche, now free to do as he pleases after completing the plot, changes his cold attitude toward the protagonist and leaps forward. "Let's see who dares lay a hand on him!" The poor little thing can't tell whether he's frightened or delighted. "Master?!" Three hundred years later, Shen Wuche takes on a second disciple. Following the old rules, the disciple knocks on his door. "Master, I brought you some water to wash your feet." Shen Wuche quickly takes it from him. "Why bring water? Was it heavy? Does it hurt? Come here, let me blow on it~" That isn't what you said back then. After the disciple gets over his surprise, a dangerous smile appears on his face. "What exactly is going on? Would you care to explain?" A possessive, scheming disciple x a proud, carefree master Completed novel: Turns Out I'm the Villain [Book Transmigration] After an accident, Shen Yi transmigrates into the hit web novel The Cultivation Chronicles of a Rich Playboy, becoming the protagonist's no-name lackey. Shen Yi looks at his script and calmly adjusts his nonexistent glasses. "Get on the protagonist's good side? Easy, " From then on, while Qin Yue hits on girls, he keeps watch; when Qin Yue gets into trouble, he takes the blame. Shen Yi works hard and never complains But why do all the girls fall for him? Why do all the senior cultivators fall for him too? Why does even the protagonist fall for him?! Just as Qin Yue is about to abandon his cultivation path to chase after his beloved, the Heavenly Dao suddenly comes to its senses and rushes to kill this little tramp. Who knew Shen Yi wouldn't die, but would instead transform into the demonic lord who slaughtered the Nine Provinces! This demonic lord is covered in blood, has killed countless people, and, he has a little kid with him?! On a cliff, Qin Yue finally subdues the man who keeps struggling. He lifts Shen Yi's chin with the tip of his sword and laughs softly. "What are you afraid of? Hmm?" Shen Yi licks the blood from the corner of his mouth and narrows his eyes. "That you'll kill your wife." A friendly reminder: pregnancy and childbirth. Don't read if that's not for you! Theme: