Death Eater: "Hey! Have you heard the Dark Lord has a male lover?"
Other Death Eaters: "What? Doesn't the Dark Lord dislike that sort of thing?"
Death Eater: "I saw a man wearing nothing but a cloak Apparate outside the Dark Lord's bedroom!"
Other Death Eaters: "Merlin!"
Voldemort: "Could you stop wandering around in front of my bed without any clothes on?"
Ryan: "...No. My clothes just disappear on their own."
Voldemort: "Wouldn't it be better to act like a proper Death Eater?"
Ryan: "..."
Voldemort: "My adorable servant, you've successfully caught my attention!"
Ryan: "..."
Voldemort: "You've successfully seduced me."
Voldemort: "Stop pretending to be shy. Get up here!"
Ryan: "?! I didn't! I swear I didn't."
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Surprised jpg, I always thought GG was for attack!
I remember the three unforgivable curses are the Cruciatus Curse, the Imperius Curse and the Death Curse? Legilimency is just dark magic
The Dark Lord is so stupid, oh my god
Lily never cared about Snape from beginning to end, right? She had never, ever thought from Snape's point of view even once, including those ridiculous and useless obstructions she made to the Gang of Four during school, which did nothing but intensify conflicts! What the hell is she? She even sent a letter to Snape, just to disgust people, right? Holy Virgin White Lotus, self-centered and thinks she can warm everyone, tsk
I don't know why, but I suddenly want to laugh! Hahahahahahaha
Hahahaha, fuck, I'm laughing so hard
Hahahaha fuck, Colin, you have the potential to be the next Rita Skeeter.
Hahahaha Harry is so cute (≧?≦)
Hahahahahahaha I feel sorry for Tom inexplicably
In the last ten or dozens of chapters, it's as if the protagonist's scenes have been deleted. Several chapters are from Harry's perspective. I have to say that he is really annoying in this book. . The first part was fine, but the next few dozen chapters made me frown.