Straightforward blurb:
After reading the novel Douluo Dalu, Vincent was forced to transmigrate because he criticized the author. Now, in the world of Douluo Dalu, what will happen to him, penniless and with nothing to his name?
Goofy blurb:
Vincent: I just read a novel and made a few comments, okay?! How did I end up transmigrating? And hey! Where's my little Tang San?!
Some man: Your Tang San is in my hands. Come and get him if you want him! (smirks seductively)