The protagonist of a classic power-fantasy novel, Xiao Qi, collects divine beasts, beats up weak monsters, claims spiritual treasures, and gathers beautiful women into his harem. After perfecting his divine arts, he sets off for the Spirit Realm with his many admirers.
Then the author abandoned the novel!
Xiao Qi: Can someone tell me why I was supposed to go to the Spirit Realm, but now I'm back to when I was a weak little kid?! Can someone tell me why my admirers came back with me, but all turned into men?! Can someone tell me why they didn't just turn into men, but also became perverts who want to f*** me every day?! W-wait... Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer! Yamete! Junior Brother! Put down the whip first!!! Imperial Preceptor!…
1. This is a bad ending, with a harem.
2. The bottom's breakdown is not for everyone. Don't read if you dislike that.
3. This is the author's first story, written with elementary-school-level prose.
4. The blurb doesn't reflect the characters. Don't take it seriously.
5. Chronic laziness.