Paywall notice: The full story will go behind a paywall on the 25th, at chapter 25. I'll post three updates that day, with over ten thousand words in total.
The whole story is almost finished and ready to post, so don't worry about starting it.
This is a work of fiction with no connection to real life. It's purely imaginary, so don't draw parallels to reality. Please don't be superstitious, believe in science!
News of rising star Han Yun jumping off a cliff is everywhere. Overnight, his acting career is over, and he's left with a mountain of debt.
With no other choice, Han Yun joins a paranormal variety show to pay it off.
The production team originally plans to exploit him as a negative example, but his knack for the supernatural turns the tables again and again. He makes a spectacular comeback and becomes the brightest star in the entertainment industry.
Director: Han Yun, you did such a great job. You're the guarantee of our show's ratings.
Passerby: I used to be a casual hater of Han Yun, but from today on, I'm a die-hard fan!
Producer: Han Yun, things have been a little strange at my house lately, too. Please come help me take a look!
Han Yun: Want me to endorse your product again? Sorry, a good horse doesn't return to eat the grass it left behind. I've got so many endorsement deals I can't keep up. You'll have to find someone else!
Before his comeback:
Entertainment headline: [Han Yun got married in a flash to a man who'd take him off his ex's hands. His new husband is the poor owner of a cat inn in the suburbs.]
Only Han Yun knows that this poor owner is mysterious, understands the supernatural, and seems far from ordinary.
After his comeback:
Entertainment headline: [Latest on-set photos: Han Yun's husband pulls out a globally limited black card and spends lavishly. Is he secretly from a powerful wealthy family?]
Han Yun's husband: What's a black card? Never heard of it. What's a powerful wealthy family? No idea. I only know that this mountain belongs to me, and that land does too. If you marry me, it all belongs to you.
Reader's guide: The seme is Bian, the sovereign of the cat world, hiding his identity among humans and fond of eating fish. A paranormal fantasy with a semi-original setting and all kinds of ghosts and monsters. The uke is mischievous and loves petting cats. Cats, the entertainment industry, and the supernatural, with a marriage first, love later.
Uke: Han Yun. Seme: Ming Hua.
A little plug for my completed older stories:
Cozy, brainless, feel-good farming story: Interstellar Female Insect Transmigrates Into a Rural Guy!
Plot-driven interstellar ABO story: After Being Rejected, I Became the Interstellar World's Number One Male God!
Angsty quick transmigration story: The Years I Spent as a CEO! (Extra angsty, proceed with caution.)
Upcoming story: Web-Novel Superstar Transmigrates Into a Country Husband. Add it to your favorites from my author page.
Lin Xiaohan transmigrates into the body of a guy whose parents have both died. His relatives scheme to marry him off to Lu Qiucheng, a poor scholar in the countryside.
When he sees Scholar Lu's home, he finally understands what it means to have bare walls. No wonder the original owner threw himself into a well. How is he supposed to live like this?
Luckily, though the scholar's family is poor, Lu Qiucheng is considerate. He slaughters the last old hen in the house to help Lin Xiaohan regain his strength. "Eat up. Your health comes first. I'll study hard and make something of myself. Then I'll give you a good life!"
Another day, Lu Qiucheng pawns his family's heirloom jade pendant for two taels of silver and buys Lin Xiaohan a new quilt.
Lin Xiaohan can't sit around any longer. He's afraid that once Lu Qiucheng spends all their money, they'll both starve to death...
Later, Lin Xiaohan earns money and adds chickens and fields to the household...
Later still, he takes up his old trade again: writing stories...
Upcoming story: Reborn as the Immortal World's Number One Furnace. Add it to your favorites from my author page.
Jian Xingyi defied the natural order, turning from an immortal into a demon cultivator. In a little over eight hundred years, he reached the Tribulation Transcendence stage, one step from ascending.
But who could have imagined that at the summit of Ziyun Peak, the genius cultivator Luo Xiaoran would slaughter him?
After being reborn, Jian Xingyi has no spiritual power and only fragmented memories. He has become Jian Ning, an illegitimate son of a minor branch of the Jian family, with a top-grade furnace constitution.
Later... through a twist of fate, Jian Ning is still given as a gift to his enemy, Luo Xiaoran.
Everyone says he's lucky to have been chosen for dual cultivation by the immortal sect's genius, Luo Xiaoran.
Only Jian Ning wails inwardly: I'm not against being a furnace. Can I at least have someone else?
Luo Xiaoran grips his chin and studies him closely. "Why do I keep thinking you look like someone I know?"
A story about a powerful demon cultivator reborn as his enemy's furnace, trying to protect his chastity while hiding his identity. Years later, Jian Ning finally understands how he's been falling into one trap after another all these years. He never imagined the mastermind behind it all would be him...
Uke: Jian Ning. Seme: Luo Xiaoran.
Important note: The uke will not be abused, the uke will not be abused, the uke will not be abused! A sweet, pampering romance, with a brief period of angst for the seme later on.
Theme: Be brave and pursue the life you want.
Seeing this, I feel more and more that this is another village that favors boys over girls, has killed many women, and may even be involved in the abduction and trafficking of women.
It ended so suddenly, a little extra would have been better
Woohoo, the crematorium should be longer, this dog man is so angry!
I guess it's a matter of favoring boys over girls.
Probably because the cult leader who hid in the beautiful country and had his followers cremate themselves everywhere ten or twenty years ago was named Li! If you change your last name a lot, you won't be criticized.
Your wife is gone, that's what I said [rolls eyes]
Damn it, now I really want to make metaphysics my main business [dog head]
Seeing this, I feel more and more that this is another village that favors boys over girls, has killed many women, and may even be involved in the abduction and trafficking of women.
It ended so suddenly, a little extra would have been better
Woohoo, the crematorium should be longer, this dog man is so angry!
I guess it's a matter of favoring boys over girls.
Probably because the cult leader who hid in the beautiful country and had his followers cremate themselves everywhere ten or twenty years ago was named Li! If you change your last name a lot, you won't be criticized.
Your wife is gone, that's what I said [rolls eyes]
Damn it, now I really want to make metaphysics my main business [dog head]
You eat everything (pointing)
Hey, we broke up so quickly. Let me check again.
I just checked, Sariel is a fallen angel