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Jiang Li spent thousands of years as the boss of the Asura clan, and it was exhausting.
The men in her clan were not only ugly, but stupid too.
A king trying to carry a team of bronze-ranked players: utterly hopeless.
Even worse, she was terminally obsessed with good looks and couldn't find a partner.
She was forced to remain chaste for years.
That is, until she discovered a stunning human prince.
She promptly abducted him home to have a child.
The human prince was chaste and stubborn, and only responded to force.
Jiang Li went to great lengths, but she died just after laying an egg.
Three thousand years later, she was reborn.
She discovered that her egg had grown into a wild, hyperactive brat who leapt around and sang a villain's anthem:
I'm the hottest kid in all three realms.
I kill and set fires, swaggering everywhere.
No dad to dote on me, no mom to love me, I'm my own master.
I flex my mighty muscles, and the mountains and seas tremble. All humanity kneels before me.
To keep the little brat from dying young like she had, Jiang Li had to beat some sense into him.
Later, someone saw her leading a pretty little boy by the hand and asked curiously, "What a cute little boy. How old are you?"
The little boy gave them a disdainful look, showing two tiny tiger fangs as he snarled adorably, "I'm 500. Got a problem with that? Ask again and I'll kill you!" Jiang Li's expression darkened. "Hm?"
The little boy said, "I'm five years old this year. You're so pretty, big sister."
*
Zhuge Qingying was a born prodigy, a genius of the mystic arts, and one in a million in looks.
Ever since he was young, countless girls had gazed at him with sparkling eyes and flirted with him.
But he was devoted to his career and had no interest in women.
Then one day, he opened his eyes and found himself transmigrated into the body of a down-on-his-luck prince on an ancient battlefield from 3,000 years ago.
Not only had his own brother poisoned him to the brink of death, but the city he was defending had also been routed by enemy forces.
The alluring and brutal demoness lifted his chin with her sword. "I don't like killing people, but I do love beautiful people. If you agree to have a child with me, I'll spare everyone. What do you say?"
Zhuge Qingying rasped, barely able to speak: "You... can... dream!"
The demoness's gaze hardened. "Hm?"
Zhuge Qingying: "Y-You have to keep your word."
A man from the ancient past meets the modern world, while a modern man meets the ancient past
A heroine who flirts if she likes you and hits you if she doesn't, never holding back VS an arrogant, old-fashioned hero who only responds to force
#Teaching My Husband and Son to Behave with My Fists#
#This Family Is Way Too Savage!#
Combat power: 5A+
Looks: 5A+
Sweetness: 5A+
Upcoming related novel: "After Cuckolding the Live-in Son-in-Law, the Heroine and Villain Fall for Each Other"
Xu Zizai transmigrated into a novel called "The Evil God Returns as a Live-in Son-in-Law" and became the villainous ex-wife responsible for the male lead's many crimes:
She humiliated the male lead and forced him to drink her foot bathwater and wash her underwear.
She married the most sinister and ruthless villain in the book, cheating on the male lead.
She caused the deaths of the male lead's mother, his confidante, and his sworn brother.
In short, she was the male lead's sworn enemy.
Only by dying at the male lead's hands could she return to reality.
As an excellent, dedicated actress, Xu Zizai was thrilled: she had accepted the role!
As luck would have it, the villain was also a transmigrator.
They hit it off right away and agreed to work together to ensure a smooth wrap.
To hone her acting skills, Xu Zizai diligently performed every scene. But her villainous husband, who had risen from being the mistress to the wife, kept flubbing his lines.
A scene where they show their love:
She smiled sweetly. "Hubby, you're so good to me. I love you most of all."
The moment the scene ended, her expression changed. "Your acting was too stiff. You need to practice more."
A scene where the villain flirts with the heroine:
The villain refused to act and threw a fit. "I'm your husband! You're telling me to flirt with another woman? Do you even have a heart?"
Xu Zizai: "That's how it's written in the book. You have to flirt with the heroine so the male lead will hate you."
The villain: "I'm your husband!"
Xu Zizai: "No matter how important you are, even a husband isn't exempt."
In the final scene, the male lead shows up at her door with a 40-meter revenge blade.
Her villainous husband: "Wait for me when you get back. I'll come find you."
Xu Zizai: "That line isn't in the book."
*
Xu Zizai debuted at 19 and spent six years in the entertainment industry, constantly landing one great opportunity after another until she became a household name.
Everyone said she had a mysterious powerful backer, and even she believed it.
But the mysterious backer always stayed behind the scenes and never showed his face.
Until one day, Xu Zizai accidentally transmigrated into a book.
Only then did she discover that the mysterious backer was the heir to a super-rich family.
He was young, handsome, carefree, and wealthy, perfect in every way.
His only flaw was probably that he had a short life.
A famous actress who's timid and fierce by turns, afraid one second and ready to kill the next, constantly honing her acting skills VS a top-tier rich young master who fiercely protects his own
Half in the book, half in reality
#The Cannon Fodder Couple's IRL Reunion Causes a Massive Traffic Jam#
#The Powerful Backer Behind the Scenes Keeps Hiding from Me#
Absurdity: +++++
Looks: +++++
Sweetness: ++++
Theme: Eradicate racial discrimination and build a harmonious society
The ending was so rushed and I felt like there was no depth behind it.
Good guy, it turns out that handsome guy is the final savior BOSS. He's awesome.
His grandfather is the national master, right?
I am first. I originally thought that the Yanjue of 3000 was a very big boss.
Damn it, is the hero's grandfather crazy? Can you kill your own grandson?
The Imperial Master is dead, so why is grandpa causing trouble?
Isn't the hero's grandfather a national master?
Seeking death, some people can't stop them from seeking death, but that man with glasses seemed to have given up eating fish because he got stuck.
Can't understand or can't think about it
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