Question: What does it feel like to be chased for debt by a little girl who can't even see over the counter?
Answer: Much obliged for the invite. Every day, I'm hunted by all kinds of villains and even my own teammates.
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"Does that cloud up there look like the two hundred bucks you owe me?"
"...I'm sorry. I'll do my best to pay you back."
Super Cafe Notice:
Don't install surveillance cameras in the cafe. That's you, Batman!
Iron Man, pay up already. I know you're worth billions!
Dr. Banner, calm down! Superman, Superman, get over here and hold the Hulk back!
Deadpool, you're not welcome here! Deadpool and dogs are not allowed!
You're even noisier than the bar across the street!
Villains' Bar Rules:
No deliberately prying into customers' identities.
No failing to repay debts or running up a tab.
No fighting inside. If you want to fight, take it outside.
Friendly reminder:
We cannot guarantee your personal safety. Please choose your words and actions carefully. :)
