Chicken Dinner Can Wait, I'd Rather Flirt [Esports]

[Ongoing, please add to your collection] Mr. Lu, Are You Chasing Your Wife Today?

The first thing Lu Shi did after returning home was to get rid of the rotten suitors surrounding Qiao Zhiyu.

He used every trick in the book to pursue his goddess.

Who knew Qiao Zhiyu would be as guarded against him as an iron wall, giving him not the slightest chance, though that didn't stop him from confessing every day?

Lu Shi, unable to hold back his feelings: "I fell for you when we were young. One day without seeing you, and I miss you like crazy."

Qiao Zhiyu didn't even look up from her phone. "Ugh. Speak like a normal person."

"Love at first sight, and I've been plotting this for ages. I want to date you."

"Not happening!" Well, that was a clean and decisive rejection.

After being rejected N times, Mr. Lu thought it over and pulled out his trump card.

He put eye drops all over his face. "I don't care. I'm already yours, so you have to take responsibility."

Qiao Zhiyu sat on the edge of the bed rubbing her foot, hurriedly trying to shift the blame. "I'm not, I didn't, don't make things up."

Of the thirty-six strategies for love, shamelessness is the best.

So the next day, the trending headline blazed: "Actress Qiao Zhiyu's Romance Possibly Exposed!"

Good grief, even the details of their two nights and three days together at home had been leaked.

Qiao Zhiyu curled up in bed, looking at her increasingly less swollen right foot. "I really picked the worst time to sprain my ankle."

Tsk. Look at that man scrolling through the trending topics on his phone. In the end, he really did get on board the pirate ship.

[Story Pitch]

Yi Zheng bet his teammates that a pro player could absolutely carry the whole team.

Even with random players in matchmaking, he could still rack up a hundred achievements.

But then, in his hundredth match, he died an untimely death.

Invincible Is So Lonely: Sis, are you from Mount Akina? Racing so fast you got yourself killed?

Blank Paper: Sorry, the game might have bugged out. I didn't mean to send you flying. Don't hold a grudge.

Invincible Is So Lonely: Sorry, I can't remember anything else, but I can remember a grudge.

From then on, whenever Bai Zhi logged on, it was specifically to serve one particular person.

That person also went from a lonely, invincible master to a "killer" who did nothing but orbit around his noob teammate, Xiao Bai.

[The Heart-Filled Little Skit]

Professional Teammate Killer: Log on. I'm fine. Let's go for the hundred-match achievement.

Blank Paper: I'm in class... Master.

Professional Teammate Killer: Does being in class mean you don't have to pay your debt? Do people get to kill without paying for it?

Blank Paper: Okay, I'm coming. Master, this is the ninety-ninth match where you're supposed to kill me.

Professional Teammate Killer: Nonsense. This is the first match, our romance match...

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