Xu Xu is a half-baked feng shui master.
The Underworld forcibly recruited him and made him clear the Eight Trigrams trials.
In this deadly gauntlet, Xu Xu thought the Underworld would give him a golden finger, but it didn't.
Luckily, he met a Taoist priest who became his human golden finger.
When faced with danger, Xu Xu skillfully yelled, "Bro, it's trying to scare me!"
In the next instant, the priest's Five Thunders burst into flame, and a torrent of lightning crashed down, taking it out with ease.
Taking advantage of his backing, Xu Xu immediately puffed himself up. "Bro, leave one alive! I haven't had a chance to practice yet!"
Just as he was gloating, he noticed the man's gaze growing more and more strange.
Had he... accidentally managed to win over the Taoist priest?!
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Li Jingxing is a Zhengyi Taoist priest. He cultivates purity and desirelessness, and slays countless evil spirits.
Cold and aloof, he thought this dungeon run would be nothing more than casually clearing out a few unruly spirits.
That is, until he met Xu Xu.
And so, a bizarre scene unfolded:
The purple-robed big shot who slaughtered his way through enemies by day was now standing expressionlessly by the sink with his sleeves rolled up, washing little Xu's underwear.
Xu Xu: "Bro, I'm cold. My yang energy is depleted. I urgently need a pure-yang portable charger to cuddle up with."
Li Jingxing paused mid-wash, took a deep breath, and turned around, his ears red as blood. He gritted his teeth. "Shut up. I'll come over when I'm done."
[Stages loading]
1. Qian Trigram: The Nuo Mask Theater
2. Kun Trigram: The Sacrifice Livestream Room
3. Dui Trigram: The Mute Doll
4. Kan Trigram: Prisoners at Sea
5. Li Trigram: The Chan Robe Town
6. Xun Trigram: The Hanging Coffin's Eye of the Storm
7. Gen Trigram: The Five Immortals Formation
8. Zhen Trigram: The Nine Abysses of the Buried Gods
A mouthpiece feng shui master who lies flat and doesn't carry the team x a ruthless, taciturn, double-standard, fatherly purple-robed Taoist priest.
Theme: Break through the darkness of the mortal world and see the light in human nature.
My reaction after reading it was: Chai Ziyang, a hero! Add a chicken leg [chicken leg]
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The first chapter was published on the occasion of the New Year, and the article ended on the occasion of the New Year. I believe that no matter how the years change and the world changes; no matter in good times or bad times, Xu Xu and Li Daochang will become special existences in the spiritual world of my life. I got to know Da Da through the story of Xu Xu and Li Daochang, and I will continue to walk with Da Da in the future [Spread Flowers]
Love itself transcends life and death [crying]
Tomorrow will be the last update, I can't bear to leave it [poor]
[Laughing and crying] These five immortals are really professional counterparts.
Thank you for creating such wonderful people and giving them the most perfect destination in the story. May their immortal love always be hidden in the smoke and fire of the world. I wish Xu Xu and Jing Xing can share the morning and evening together in the parallel world, and be happy year after year [Spread Flowers]
[Laughing and crying] Yuan Bao trembled under the pressure of Daoist Li Dao.
Yuan Bao: Meow~😖
[Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] Brother Xu is really a genius at naming!
This chapter, Daochang Li, is full of husbandry feelings [bad smile] Hehe, he has brought all the family heirlooms with him, are you planning to marry into the family? ^O^
My reaction after reading it was: Chai Ziyang, a hero! Add a chicken leg [chicken leg]
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The first chapter was published on the occasion of the New Year, and the article ended on the occasion of the New Year. I believe that no matter how the years change and the world changes; no matter in good times or bad times, Xu Xu and Li Daochang will become special existences in the spiritual world of my life. I got to know Da Da through the story of Xu Xu and Li Daochang, and I will continue to walk with Da Da in the future [Spread Flowers]
Love itself transcends life and death [crying]
Tomorrow will be the last update, I can't bear to leave it [poor]
[Laughing and crying] These five immortals are really professional counterparts.
Thank you for creating such wonderful people and giving them the most perfect destination in the story. May their immortal love always be hidden in the smoke and fire of the world. I wish Xu Xu and Jing Xing can share the morning and evening together in the parallel world, and be happy year after year [Spread Flowers]
[Laughing and crying] Yuan Bao trembled under the pressure of Daoist Li Dao. Yuan Bao: Meow~😖
[Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] Brother Xu is really a genius at naming!
This chapter, Daochang Li, is full of husbandry feelings [bad smile] Hehe, he has brought all the family heirlooms with him, are you planning to marry into the family? ^O^