[Prince of Tennis] The Unavoidable Story of 3-Niang and Brazilian Bro

I took one step inside, only to find myself treading on wisps of misty cloud... Who knows when I'll fall and shatter to pieces? I thought that holding your warm, gentle hand tightly would see me safely to the other shore. I never knew the road of love could be short, yet love itself so withered. I don't know how to write this blurb. It's a story set in an imaginary imperial court~~ BL will creep into the story before you know it. Just a little BL, pure BL, BL you might not even notice (I'm mortified, I've been corrupted by everyone!). This is a slow-burn story. No one woman and N men; the protagonist is devoted to one man, though I'm still deciding whether to add another and make a love triangle. There's no intense sex in this story, and as for explicit scenes, forget it! This is a sweet, innocent story, with no endless layers of schemes and intrigue that are impossible to unravel. Just relax and enjoy! If it's not to your taste, feel free to move along... Also, updates every 2-3 days~~ Thank you```This is the first draft. Once the story is about three-quarters complete, I'll start a revised version. If you have any complaints, feel free to leave a comment and offer suggestions. Brickbats are fine too! Downvotes will only hurt my feelings!`` Hehe```````` No wonder it's San Niang: she can even automatically generate such a bizarre blurb (above). For a while, I thought I'd opened the wrong story, or that I'd gone crazy and written something this pretentious without remembering... Turns out it was all just to prove how bizarre this story is. Keeping this here as a memento =.= &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Continuing my one-line blurb: When an unpredictable RP personality like San Niang meets someone as honest and simple as Hu Lang. * * * This story exists solely because of the bad consequences of people wanting to save face... Because I treated Brother Brazil unfairly in Mirage, everyone suddenly jumped in to defend him, all pretending to care (I say pretending because I know that if I'd actually made Brother Brazil the male lead in that story, they'd still have killed me in the end...= =). Then they kept pestering me until I finally declared, "Fine, I'll write another story with Brother Brazil as the main character!" Then they assumed I couldn't write it and kept fanning the flames, sowing discord, and doing everything they could to provoke me... And then, because I was so riled up by this whole face-saving contest, I yelled, "Fine, I'll write it! Who do you think I am? Who's afraid of whom? If anyone dares to be the heroine, I'll write it!!!" Then everyone, whether they still thought I couldn't write it, really loved Brother Brazil that much, or just wanted to enjoy being the heroine for once, somehow... This story came into being. Ahem, after all that rambling, Ling just wants to make one thing clear: This story is an RP creation, pure parody. Please don't take it as a reflection of the author's actual ability. That's all. P.S. Still, I have to admit, the more I write, the more I love this story's setup~~ Dedicated to the invincible role-player San Niang! May you and your tea egg join hands in marriage and grow old together! P.P.S. It's really annoying that the parody category is missing from the genre list = =...