[Guardian] Cherish Your Life and Stay Away from Pyramid Schemes

The first time they met

Ye Zun: "Come here! It's been ages since I've talked to anyone..."

Xuan Ye: "Is that how you always start a conversation???"

Ye Zun: "..."

The second time they met

Ye Zun: "To gain the light, first honor the darkness!"

Xuan Ye: "I'll just stay in the dark... It's pretty nice. I don't need any light."

Ye Zun: "..."

The third time they met

Ye Zun: "(Why is it you again)... Is there anything you want? I can give you anything!"

Xuan Ye: "Fine. Shut up. (Woken from sleep, cranky and fuming!)"

Ye Zun: "???"

The fourth time they met

Ye Zun: "Wait! Put your claws away. No more recruiting this time! Let's just chat."

Xuan Ye: "(Puts away his claws) Fine."

The author's ramblings:

As a superfan of the Black-Robed Envoy, I immediately switched sides when I saw Mianmian!! How can he be so cute!! Mianmian, come with me! I'll steal your brother's knife and sell it to support you!

Ahem... A quick introduction to the top and bottom. The top needs no explanation: a lonely, bored recruiting ringleader who's been locked up for ten thousand years and just wants someone to talk to x I don't care, I'm the most handsome, invincible, coolest black panther in the world.

The bottom is a rare sub-beast black panther, even rarer than the cat tribe~

That's probably all I need to say. If there's more, I'll talk about it later! (With complete confidence)