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Ever since Xie Xiaowan transmigrated, she has had three goals in life:
1. Stay alive.
2. Eat delicious food.
3. Become an outstanding bandit's wife.
When all she had to eat was coarse food and wild greens:
Xie Xiaowan: Slice up some pickled mustard stems, toss them with chili, and eat them with a steamed bun. Delicious!
When death was staring her in the face:
Xie Xiaowan: Well, if I absolutely have to die... I want my death to be meaningful.
What was that?
The bandit chief has a bad leg? No problem!
The bandit chief is too aloof? Don't worry!
Xie Xiaowan: Let the winds blow from east, west, north, or south. I'm holding tight to the chief's leg and never letting go~
Bandit Chief: Mm. You'd better not.
A flirtatious little vixen who never runs out of cheeky remarks and a handsome bandit chief who is a man of few words.
The male lead starts out cold and secretly flirtatious, but later clings to the heroine and won't let her leave.
A story about a band of starving, vicious bandits who turn into laid-back foodies, all thanks to the heroine's personal charm (delicious food) and powers of seduction (tempting treats).
P.S. A sweet story with no major angst, just a little angst for the male lead.
The male lead is lame and suffers physical abuse.
Please read with caution if that bothers you. Kisses!
[New Novel Blurb:
One day, Princess Chaoyang wakes up to find that she has switched bodies with Sun Yi, the powerful chief eunuch of the Eastern Depot.
From then on, she begins a blissful life of flirting with everyone, men and women alike. Someone else even gets punished for her when she skips her lessons. It couldn't be more enjoyable!
But... trapped in the princess's body, the eunuch Sun Yi has no choice but to obey palace rules, learn needlework, complete the princess's heavy workload, and endure the monthly pain of menstruation. He couldn't be more miserable!
Gradually, fewer and fewer people in the palace dare to bully Princess Chaoyang.
The feared and hated eunuch who wields power also grows increasingly popular.
Later...
After many twists and turns, Sun Yi realizes that he has somehow acquired a difficult little tyrant to look after.
Xu Chaoyang: Boohoo, the pastries in the east of the city are delicious, but I can't leave the palace.
Sun Yi: Switch back.
Xu Chaoyang: Sniffle, my period is about to start and I'm afraid it'll hurt.
Sun Yi: Switch back.
A beloved little princess with astounding fighting skills who knows exactly how to flirt, and a scheming, sensitive, suspicious eunuch who wields power.
*: This story is set in an imaginary world, with official ranks based on the Ming Dynasty.
The clothing, place names, and background are a jumble of different dynasties, and some details are made up.
If you spot anything inappropriate, feel free to point it out, but please don't nitpick.
The male lead is a real eunuch.]
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Theme: Eradicate poverty and build a moderately prosperous society.
Oh my god, it feels so good! ! ! So handsome to me
I'm convinced, why is the male protagonist treating Du Yiyi like this? I can't stand it.
I feel like the story is not finished yet, it would be nice if there were extra chapters
This ending is also very good. I prefer shorter stories.
I bought it again shamelessly, mainly because I wanted to see something delicious...
That woman is finally dead and I can continue watching hahahahaha
No, I feel so depressed after reading it... I don't want to read it, so I bought it and finished reading the next few chapters.
I have been holding my breath while reading these chapters, and I can't figure out why the male protagonist wants to keep Du Yiyi in the village and has to endure it so much. To escape from your own heart? Then you have wronged yourself, why should you wrong the heroine? She couldn't even say a word against Du Yiyi. And if the male protagonist had not kept Du Yiyi, she would not have had the chance to harm the female protagonist. This means that the one who kidnapped the female protagonist was Zhiyuan's adopted sister. If Du Yiyi sold the female protagonist to a brothel, or a worse place, how could the female protagonist resist if she had no strength to restrain the chicken. The male protagonist spoke so smartly, but Du Yiyi repeatedly tried to sow discord in front of him, but failed to see the hidden danger in Du Yiyi, did not take any measures, and allowed her to harm the female protagonist. He himself killed someone in anger, and he even said he did it for the heroine. His subordinates also thought so, and the heroine really took a big blame. He himself also knows that the heroine is afraid of killing. He obviously has a better solution, but he insists on killing people. He also calls it killing for the heroine. This love of the hero is a bit disgusting.
It's been so long, I've almost forgotten the plot [face covering]… Where are you?
Eh! It's over! I also want to watch Tiantian's daily routine~
Oh my god, it feels so good! ! ! So handsome to me
I'm convinced, why is the male protagonist treating Du Yiyi like this? I can't stand it.
I feel like the story is not finished yet, it would be nice if there were extra chapters
This ending is also very good. I prefer shorter stories.
I bought it again shamelessly, mainly because I wanted to see something delicious...
That woman is finally dead and I can continue watching hahahahaha
No, I feel so depressed after reading it... I don't want to read it, so I bought it and finished reading the next few chapters.
I have been holding my breath while reading these chapters, and I can't figure out why the male protagonist wants to keep Du Yiyi in the village and has to endure it so much. To escape from your own heart? Then you have wronged yourself, why should you wrong the heroine? She couldn't even say a word against Du Yiyi. And if the male protagonist had not kept Du Yiyi, she would not have had the chance to harm the female protagonist. This means that the one who kidnapped the female protagonist was Zhiyuan's adopted sister. If Du Yiyi sold the female protagonist to a brothel, or a worse place, how could the female protagonist resist if she had no strength to restrain the chicken. The male protagonist spoke so smartly, but Du Yiyi repeatedly tried to sow discord in front of him, but failed to see the hidden danger in Du Yiyi, did not take any measures, and allowed her to harm the female protagonist. He himself killed someone in anger, and he even said he did it for the heroine. His subordinates also thought so, and the heroine really took a big blame. He himself also knows that the heroine is afraid of killing. He obviously has a better solution, but he insists on killing people. He also calls it killing for the heroine. This love of the hero is a bit disgusting.
It's been so long, I've almost forgotten the plot [face covering]… Where are you?
Eh! It's over! I also want to watch Tiantian's daily routine~