"Congratulations! You've been rejected by little animals a thousand times, and the Urban Spirit Rescue System has chosen you!"
Peach Blossom Spirit: "Boohoo! I raised him and put him through college, and then he ran off with his mistress. I'm becoming a nun!"
Actress Su: Are you too rich to spend your money yourself, or are you afraid a spirit will make your hairline recede? (The balding girl finally got a full head of hair, only to shave it off!)
Leopard Spirit: No need to say anything. Just feed me.
Actress Su: Bro, take the next left. There's a construction site that needs workers.
White Snake Spirit: Repaying a debt of gratitude is exhausting. My mother-in-law and husband are both impossible to please.
Actress Su: Please them? The debt is paid, but the grudge remains.
In the final world, the System breaks down, and Su Miao becomes the fiancee of a progressive young man who regards her as feudal trash. After her family falls into decline, his mother sends her to the residence of Marshal Yan, where she becomes his eighth concubine. Looking at the string of garbled text in the request field,
Su Miao ponders for three seconds.
On Mondays, she learns classical dance from the sixth concubine. On Tuesdays, she studies modern ideas with the fifth concubine. On Wednesdays, she goes to the first wife for wellness treatments, oil massages, and spa therapy. On Thursdays and Fridays, she visits the old residence to play mahjong with three concubines.
Marshal Yan: Keeping women is more trouble than keeping birds. The back courtyard is noisy, and the household is in turmoil.
Two months later, Marshal Yan comes home and sees the beauties snacking on melon seeds in the sun. His servants report that the birds are fighting through the bars of their cages. His face burns with embarrassment.
The Peach Blossom Spirit Who Saw Through the World (complete)
The Leopard Spirit Who Works as a Stunt Double in the Entertainment Industry (complete)
The White Snake Spirit Who Repays a Debt of Gratitude in the 1990s (complete)
The Marshal's Eighth Concubine, a Hwamei Spirit (complete)
Upcoming story 1: When a Country Girl Becomes a Caged Bird for a Republic-Era Marshal
Sun Sisi was sent to live with the Yu family when she was six, and stayed there for ten years.
She was virtuous, gentle, and reserved, just as the Yu family expected of its future matriarch. She waited for her childhood sweetheart, the young master of the Yu family, to return from studying abroad and marry her.
She waited and waited. He never came. Instead, she received a letter ending their engagement.
Yu Miaoxin wanted to break free from feudal conventions and pursue true love. He planned to pair up with Miss Zhao, whom he had met while studying in Britain.
That very day, Sun Sisi packed her things and boarded a train to Shanghai. Before she could even arrive, her vision swam and everything went black. When she opened her eyes, she had become a... hwamei bird?
Through the bars of a solid gold cage, the haughty eldest Miss Zhao and the young master of the Yu family stood with their heads bowed.
"Second Uncle, this bird is rare. Miaoxin knows you like them, so he went to great lengths to find it for you," Miss Zhao said, ingratiating herself carefully.
The man's brows were sharp. He idly toyed with the whip in his hand, his body radiating a cold, murderous aura. His long, pale fingers reached into the cage to tease the bird.
"Tsk. Silly bird, let me hear you chirp."
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Who are you calling a silly bird? Your whole family is full of silly birds!
Zhao Huaice recently discovered something amusing: his cheap nephew's girlfriend's country bumpkin fiancee had habits very much like the hwamei he kept. She loved pumpkin seeds, drank flower-dew tea, and adored looking in the mirror. Even the music and opera roles she liked were exactly the same.
P.S. The female lead spends most of her time as a person and a little of it as a bird (her soul possesses a bird).
This story grew out of my feeling that I hadn't done enough with the final world of my quick transmigration story.
Tentatively scheduled for 2020/7/13
Upcoming story 2: I'll Raise My Rival's Son
As a female student supported by her first love, Lin Yuanying is suddenly entrusted with his child. The college student instantly finds herself with a son not much younger than her.
"Your Cheng Xuan skipped class again," Lin Yuanying says with a smile.
Mm, he's going through a rebellious phase.
"Your Cheng Xuan hit a classmate over the head!" Lin Yuanying says with a smile.
Apologize and pay for the damage, all in one go. Mm, I can cut off his allowance this month.
"Your Cheng Xuan caused trouble at a bar!" Lin Yuanying says with a smile.
She pulls out a stick a meter long and as thick as a fist.
After sticking a bandage on the temperamental boy's forehead, the aloof girl finally gives in. "Behave yourself!"
Someone pushes his luck and clings to her. "Then if I'm good, will you marry me, Sister Yuanying?"
A straight-A student and mature, responsible big-sister type X a handsome boy who'll wreck the roof if he isn't disciplined every three days
Theme: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility
Why did the system crash?
Thanks for the limited fee, great article
No extras, sad!!!
Wuwuwuwu, although it's impossible, but I still ask for a spin-off, Wuwuwu.
It's well written, but too little. Come on.
The author writes so well!!
Can't sell it →Can't go out
So pretty!!!!
0.0% Catching Bugs. Isn't the man who appeared at the beginning Chen Siran? Why is he called Chen Siran?
It's great. Is there any extra story?