As a young man, Zenin Toji heard that a Six Eyes user had been born into the Gojo clan, a family blessed by the gods. Bored with nothing better to do, he went over to see what all the fuss was about. But instead of getting his fill of excitement, Zenin Toji found himself saddled with a little girl who had horns on her head and a tail trailing behind her, and was forced to become a dad and full-time babysitter.
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Years later, as the little girl named Zhongliu walked through an amusement park holding hands with Toji's son Megumi, who had taken the Fushiguro surname, she couldn't help saying, "Back then, your dad..."
Megumi: "Don't, don't say it... I've heard way too much about my deadbeat dad already..."
Zhongliu: "Then back then, your mom..."
Megumi: "...Okay, go on."
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As a longtime player of Genshin Impact since its launch, I never expected to transmigrate into the ancestral dragon remains Rex Lapis had placed in the Golden House, transform into a little girl version of the Geo Archon's Imperial Princess, cling to the real Rex Lapis, Zhongli, and even receive the name "Zhongliu."
Zhongliu: "Mom... No, I mean, Dad?"
Zhongli: "As a matter of general reason, since you are the embodiment of something I created, it is only natural for you to think of me as a parent."
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Things to be aware of:
* These are my personal character interpretations, with lots of headcanon and some out-of-character moments.
* There may be non-canon pairings and some characters may be gender-swapped. It all depends on the author's mood, but no characters will be bashed. [Important]
* This story was inspired by a sudden burst of enthusiasm for Genshin Impact. For the little princess's appearance and character design, see a certain Bilibili video. There will be a teenage version, and it's very likely there will be no romance.
Note from 2022.04.04
Theme: The little princess's carefree journey