Saturday, v tomorrow.
Copywriting 1: A game APP boss went to the beast world, turned into a paper man and was taken home.
The person who took him in was blind, lame, poor, ugly, and made a living by picking up garbage. He was really pitiful.
Paper Man: "I am the game's main god system, and I can give you an empire."
Gu Wenyuan is the prince of the empire, the richest man in the world, and a handsome man for 8,000 years. Falling into the abyss due to betrayal and terminal illness. In the last stage of his life, his frozen heart was stirred. He stared deeply at Mo Shi, the thick pain and paranoia in his eyes intertwined: "If I didn't have a terminal illness, I would definitely confess my love and never let go."
Mo Shi: "Go on strong. Even if you are ugly and poor, you have recovered long ago. Don't worry, picking up garbage is not a shameful job."
Gu Wenyuan: "???"
Gu Wenyuan: My eldest brother's army is coming. Leave, I can deal with him.
Mo Shi: Nowadays, picking up rubbish is so demanding. Do you have to rely on mechas to grab territory? Wait for me to issue a mission and summon 10,000 player battleships to rub against him. Don't worry, all the trash here is yours!
Prince Gu's small diary:
#. I haven't been able to confess today that I'm not ugly, I'm not poor, and I'm not a garbage picker_(:з∠)_
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Pre-released article: "Little Pixiu and the Mythical Beast Brothers"
There was a little Pixiu who gradually grew up under the love of his mythical beast brother and his parents. The brothers also went to the human world one by one to experience.
Half a year later, the eldest brother said that he had found a music soulmate in the bustling world and would not come back. Little Pixiu: "?"
A year later, the second brother said that the food at the foot of the mountain was delicious. He and his like-minded friends went to the southern hemisphere to eat grilled fish and could not come back. Little Pixiu: "??"
A year and a half later, the third brother said that competition in human games is exciting! I want to introduce my brother (sister-in-law) to him. Little Pixiu: "???"
Two years later, the fourth brother...
After looking around in the little nest, finally learning that the sixteenth brother had found a partner in the human world, the little Pixiu threw the nest angrily.
Humans are so insidious, little Pixiu is determined to go down the mountain to find his brother!
Before his brother could be found, he was first targeted by a pervert and hurriedly entered the audition hall of a certain show.
Little Pixiu who was forced to draft: "????"
Little Pixiu: "Then let me calculate your fortune. QAQ"
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Mr. Lu is a perfectionist who suffers from skin hunger. He has been looking for his Venus and unexpectedly found his beauty goddess on the way to one of his shows.
With her beautiful nose, bare hands, and raised butt, the "Venus" on the stage was dazzling. President Lu endured it again and again, blocking the person in the toilet stall behind the show with red eyes.
Little Pixiu covered her butt and shivered: "You humans can't even think of tricking me!"
Mr. Lu thought for a moment and took off his pants: "Then you can calculate the fortune for my brother."
Little Pixiu: "????"
Ps: The name may be changed. Also known as "Mr. Lu blocked people in the toilet again", "My brother's backers are all over the world", "The group's favorite Pixiu trembles in the entertainment industry"...
Pre-receipt article two: "There are always non-human beings who want to trick me into inheriting the throne [Unlimited Streaming]": Being chased by non-human beings in a horror game to give me the throne.
Preliminary article 3: "The heartthrob goes on strike to become a technical nerd [through book]": The beauty of the prosperous age picks up black technology and slaps the scumbag in the face.
Intention: Adversity makes people self-reliant, and setbacks make people grow.