Pre-collection of "Passenger, but monopolized by the dank villain"
Copywriting 1: Now I have traveled through time and become a top-notch parrot, offering top-notch food and drink. He thought he would be a top-notch bird all his life. Suddenly one day, the golden finger unlocked and he turned back into a human, but the transformation was unstable.
After the beauty's transformation was discovered: Da Chengcheng, can I wear your shirt?
Cheng Yanxing, who had already noticed Ziran's little secret, had dark eyes: Okay.
I don't know that I have fallen off the horse a long time ago. Please give me a hug: I like Big Orange the most! Do you like me?
The crazy Cheng Yanxing pinched his chin and kissed him: Well, I love you the most.
No matter who he is, it was given to him by God.
Copy 2: Now that I have traveled through time, I have become Yan Xingjia, a mutant purple-blue parrot ball with a black and red top that is less than the size of a palm.
Cheng Yanxing was insulted by his opponent's fans during the live broadcast. He said: "Your brother has such a slender eyebrow and peach blossom eyes. He is either a playboy or a sufferer."
As a result, the next day, five people, including men and women, were found in the opposite house. The police followed the clues and destroyed the huge den.
Birdie is confused: Did I hit the mark?
Cheng Yanxing was provoked by the singer in person, and he responded: The jaundiced head looks like a monkey. If you look closely, oh, a thin dog! Your face is all yellow, you must have taken some.
That day, Xiao Xianrou fell ill and was sent directly to the police station. The police quickly captured a very large gang.
Bird Ball:? ? ?
Participating in donating to the countryside, Cheng Yanxing had a birdie on his head: It's not going to rain heavily, the plateau soil is not strong.
That night, under Dingliu's insistence, the whole village was evacuated. Two hours later, heavy rains washed away the soil slopes and caused a mudslide.
# Beastparrot early warning, saving 223 people in the village#
Birdball: Ugh! What kind of prophecy genius am I?
Soon he discovered that his golden finger was a bit powerful. Not only could he understand animal language, but he also seemed to be able to see good and bad luck.
Bird Ball Pride: Yes, I am a mythical beast, I am so awesome.
Cheng Yanxing stroked the parrot's tail feathers: Do you want some snacks?
The bird ball turns into a beauty: Ang! Ask for lots of strawberries and nuts!
Cheng Yanxing easily picked up the person with one arm: OK.
Tips: Sweet or salty, all beast fans are attacked by V technology bosses who are extremely possessive. Now I will turn back into a human body, and my love will also be behind me. Blue Star can raise birds in the air. Don't contact reality and believe in science.
Pre-collection of "Passenger, but monopolized by the dank villain"
Chen Xi is an unknown passerby who awakens in a certain novel.
As an unstable factor, the Space and Time Bureau found him and promised him to get 100 million if he completed the task.
System: Your duty is to pass through each plot node and record it.
Chen Xi: It's not difficult.
So Chen Xi started his daily routine of passing by a passerby.
The protagonist, Gong Shou, hid under the bridge and kissed, and he passed by successfully.
The protagonist was defeated by the villain in the competition, and he passed by and succeeded.
The villain successfully signs the contract, and he stops by... And gets caught.
The dank villain has been secretly in love with someone and secretly peeks at him every day. But one day Chen Xi approached him and provoked him.
Squeezing the person into a corner, the villain sniffed deeply and pecked: "I caught you, I like it so much."
The dank villain kissed the corner of his mouth: "So you like me too, right?"
Chen Xi nodded tearfully in order to complete the task: Ah, yes, yes.
One day later, the villain found a passerby's check-in note and opened it.
·Villain forced kiss (unfinished)
·Villain's little black room (unfinished)
·Villain marriage (unfinished)
·Villain...
Villain:? ? ? ?
The villain kisses the mottled beauty deeply: It turns out that Xixi likes this, and it will satisfy you.
Chen Xi:! ! ! ! Nono!
Abo: The protagonist's assistant omega and the protagonist's twin brother villain
Boy Group: The Inhuman Group Passerby and the Tentacle Captain
campus f4, chronicle,
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Purpose: Love is tolerance, we must believe in science