[Naruto] Longevity

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"This world is empty. I don't want to live a long life." - Andre Goz, August 15: Happy birthday, Grandpa Kakuzu. Just treat this as a birthday fic! ... Kakuzu had lived for a very, very long time, so long that he had forgotten some things. But there were also things that time could never erase, not even if his bones rotted and became infested with maggots. ...

Hidan: I really don't get why you save so much money.

Kakuzu: I'm saving up for my son to get married. Got a problem with that? ...

Reader's guide:

1. Pairing: Kakuzu. You read that right, the guy covered in stitches.

2. The female lead is an original character.

3. Told with flashbacks and non-chronological scenes. The timeline got eaten by the old Wang.

4. Very short. I'll try to wrap it up in three chapters.

5. Dark themes. If you need a happy ending, read with caution. If you dislike the male lead, read with caution.

6. No brickbats or criticism, please. This is just for fun. Troublemakers, please exit and turn left.

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