When you transmigrate to ancient times, you meet the era's little Devil General and get hauled into the military camp as a lowly soldier stationed outside his tent. You hold a spear and stand in front of the general's tent every day. Whenever he comes out, you sing him that catchy song, "My General":
"At the pass where wolf smoke and sandstorms rise,
General, please drink less wine tonight.
The road ahead is hard to travel,
I'll wait for you back home.
Will you walk beneath the willows with me,
Our heads full of catkins as we grow old together?
Ten taels of longing, two taels of wine,
And only then do I dare confess my love."
What do you think the general will do?
1. Have you dragged out and beheaded.
2. Beat you up every day.
3. Drag you into his tent and have his way with you every day.
4. I don't know, because the general doesn't know either.
The straight-faced version:
A story about two people with a so-called childhood betrothal, each thinking the other is their fiance. The cross-dressing general drills her soldiers every day, hoping one of them might become her ideal husband. Meanwhile, a soldier mistaken for a man finds every opportunity to touch the general's chest. The two wives fight on the battlefield side by side, defend their country together, and fill their days with gore and laughter, until an imperial decree arrives...
