The Full-Attendance Villain

Shen Kongqing lands a major job: appease the grievances of a thousand people. He resolves to give everything he has and turn the Great Wilderness upside down. Who would have thought that, after exhausting every scheme and both covert and overt plots, he would get nowhere, only to pick up an adopted son along the way?

Thinking he could raise the sweet little boy into an obedient general who would help him turn the world upside down, he never imagined the boy would turn out all wrong!

Mu Bei asks, "Adoptive father, what is your greatest wish?"

With an air of calm detachment, Shen Kongqing leans close to Mu Bei's ear and says, "Your adoptive father wants to turn the Great Wilderness upside down."

Inner thoughts: "028, isn't my son just the cutest?"

System: "Host, absolutely not. Child molestation carries a minimum sentence of seven years and a maximum penalty of death. _(°ω°?∠)_"

Years later

Kongqing: "028, don't you think Mu Bei looks at me strangely?"

System: "Host, don't overthink it. Your son is the cutest, most innocent, pure-hearted, and normal child I've ever met across all these worlds I've reincarnated through. _(°ω°?∠)_"

Mu Bei: "Kongqing, stay right here and behave. It's safe here. Don't even think about going anywhere."

Shen Kongqing angrily knocks away the spoon Mu Bei offers him. "You unfilial brat!"

Imprisoned Kongqing: "028, get out here and explain how you're going to get me out."

System: "_(°ω°?∠)_"