The TV series Star Wars has taken the world by storm. Its writing team decides the direction of the plot and the fates of its characters based on votes from viewers around the globe.
The thrilling interstellar wars, the life-or-death struggle to survive, and the bloody gladiatorial beast fights all keep viewers around the world glued to their screens.
Travel blogger Chang Ye died of fury after watching a brainless cannon-fodder extra with the same name as her in the show. When she opened her eyes again, she had, unsurprisingly, become that very extra.
Bad news: The extra has been voted off the show by the entire internet and is about to be written out.
Good news: The next episode hasn't aired yet. If she can turn public opinion around and regain her popularity before it does, she can stay alive.
Bad news: Her character is so ordinary she has absolutely nothing to make her stand out.
Good news: ...She has inexplicably received notice that she's inherited a planet.
According to the will, this planet is a mysterious healing resort that has existed since ancient times. Wounds of the flesh and ailments of the mind can both be cured quickly there.
Chang Ye boards a spaceship and heads for her planet. The farther she travels, the more something seems off. That beautiful blue-and-white planet in the distance, breathtaking to behold... isn't that Earth?!
Chang Ye: ...???
I know this place!!!
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In the show, Earth's civilization has fallen into ruin, and the planet has long since become an uninhabited wasteland.
While interstellar conquest rages on, a travel agency called Earth Healing quietly opens in an overlooked corner of the galaxy.
Hot spring trips for healing physical injuries: secluded mineral hot springs, open-air hot springs on the ice, boundless ocean hot springs...
Forest trips for restoring mental energy: natural oxygen bars, giant forests, stream-valley woods, tropical rainforests...
Trips for dramatically improving your health: highland lakes among a thousand islands, secluded tiered canyons, giant ocean whirlpools...
People discover that Earth is gradually becoming a paradise, untouched by war and bloodshed, where everyone can find healing and happiness!
The greatest warlord takes a dip in a snowy hot spring, then publicly announces to the interstellar media the next day that his empire will stop waging war abroad. The snowy hot spring moved him and opened his eyes: peace is the true meaning of life!
A tycoon bravely scales Mount Everest. At the summit, he announces across the galaxy that he'll invest in Earth, striking a deal with the travel agency worth one hundred billion star coins!
A group of professors from Alliance universities form an educational sightseeing tour. By the end of the trip, they're all in tears, determined to vindicate Earth's healing powers in interstellar journals!
The travel agency becomes the talk of the galaxy, and tickets for trips to Earth are impossible to get.
Travel agency owner Chang Ye makes a fortune. Only afterward does she realize that, without noticing, she has survived for hundreds of episodes and become the most popular character in the show, leading by a landslide!???
Earth's viewers:
[I want to visit Chang Ye's Earth too!! This humble office drone desperately needs some healing!]
[Chang Ye single-handedly turned desolate Earth into the top planet in the galaxy. The idiots in the show have no idea how hard she worked, but we viewers know! She gets all our votes, and our lives too!]
[We'll vote off every villain who gets in the way of Chang Ye's career!]
[...She's really making me cry!!!]
Blurb written on 2024.04.11
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