I Live Next Door to You

[Full text is complete, updated with an extra chapter, a certain wave@whatsofairy official takes it for himself] [Please give me an advance for the column "Understanding the Cultivation of Immortality in the End of the World"] Renmeige Sweet Girl Group Artist × E-Sports Demon King 1. When Cheng Yue'an was a trainee in South Korea, she had a boyfriend who played e-sports. For this reason, Cheng Yue'an went to learn PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. Later, when we broke up, the other party's reasons were summarized as follows: Women influence my eating habits. Cheng Yue'an felt that she might have been cheated by this crappy game. Later, on the day he returned to China to join Fancy, other team members invited Cheng Yue'an to play black together—— Cheng Yue'an: Even if I, Cheng Yue'an, die and jump from here, I will never eat chicken again! A few hours later—— Cheng Yue'an: It smells so good and eating chicken is so fun [smile. Jgp] 2. One day, the members of the MC team couldn't bear it anymore: "Captain, this person is trying to steal your AWM, you should hang up." Jiang Jingcheng looked away unnaturally: "She is different." Team member: "???" The team members feel that this world is probably fucking fantasy. This article is also known as "My Mysterious Neighbor", "Why don't you hang up when she robs you of airdrops", "I will take the dog's head from your neck from eight hundred miles away", "Is it even wheat, I am Guanyin", "Leave me alone to snipe" —————————— Column "I'll give you three seconds to call me daddy [End Times]" Please give me an advance~ Question: How would you survive if you traveled to the end of the world? Yan Zhu: If you have some talent, you can win. Yan Zhu traveled from the world of immortality to the end of the world, and was picked up by a search and rescue team and brought back to the human living area. Evaluator: "How are your supernatural talents?" Yan Zhu: "What do you mean by super powers?" Evaluator: "Then what are your specialties?" Yan Zhu: "Have you some knowledge of... Chess, calligraphy and painting?" Then Yan Zhu was cleaned up and sent to the legendary breeding area, where he became the top entertainer and courtesan, and lived a life of having no worries about food and clothing just by playing the piano and singing every day. Yan Zhu: Life in the last days is just like this, it's very simple. Just when everyone thought Yan Zhu was just a vase of no use, one day the zombie army suddenly broke through the defense line. Amidst the piercing sirens, Yan Zhu saw a zombie rushing toward him. In desperation, he quickly drew a talisman and stuck it on the zombie's forehead. The zombie stood motionless. Yan Zhu: Urgency is like a law! The Thunder Emperor is here! Passerby: Surprised! She is actually a rare lightning attribute user! Yan Zhu: Urgency is like a law! The Fire King is here! Passerby: No, no, she is a fire attribute user! Yan Zhu: Urgency is like a law! Wind... Passerby: Do it! What the hell are your attributes? Conception: