Hello, Pay Up

Hello, I’m He Kailang. I’ve been hired as a debt collector by the No Repayment, Heaven’s Wrath, Peace of Mind Guaranteed Services Company. Here’s my ID and authorization letter. Please pay what you owe. This novel is also known as The Self-Cultivation of an Excellent, All-Around Top. Top: A company president who’s rolling in money, stingy to the bone, and wears old Beijings with cloth soles. Bottom: A failed dance professional, one in a hundred. After getting his driver’s license, he found a job through a relative. He’s now a debt collector. Warnings: 1. Modern alternate universe, entirely fictional, with a setting where same-sex couples can marry. No holds barred when it comes to poking fun. 2. Both leads are flawed, ordinary people. This novel is nothing like anything I’ve written before, so don’t use my other work as a reference. 3. This story grew out of real life, then got fat on the soil of reality until it weighed 380 pounds. Please don’t connect it to real people or events. Update schedule: Uncertain, depending on how things go. Based on my current plans, it won’t be long. Ten chapters at most, and they’ll definitely get married. Weibo ID: Qingwei Zaizi