The experimentalist, the uke, studies the release mechanism of fungal spores, so he keeps a whole bunch of fungi and lovingly tends to them every day. The setup is just like when Fleming discovered penicillin: he went on a trip, and when he got back, he encountered a supernatural phenomenon.
The fungi had vanished without a trace, leaving behind only a pile of overturned Petri dishes! A man, pale all over and seemingly invertebrate, was staring at him from the other side of the incubator!
The experimentalist uke nervously opened the incubator, and the fungus seme jumped out.
The experimentalist uke: "I let you out. How about granting me three wishes?"
The fungus seme: "?"
Then the uke broke laboratory protocol and took the seme home.
Since the uke was extremely busy, the fungus seme taught himself to cook for both of them.
The seme was busy cooking.
The uke saw him sprinkle something into the pot.
"What did you put in there?"
"My spores."
"..."
"What is it?"
"So this is what they mean by being shocked!"
The uke also discovered the seme had other uses, for example:
The uke accidentally caught pneumonia.
The seme suddenly kissed him and injected something into his mouth.
"What did you spit into me?"
"Antibiotics."
"The oral bioavailability is too low!"
The seme readily switched to rectal administration, and the uke got his cherry popped for the first time.
As the uke's experimental subject, the seme spent every day with him. They fell in love over time, and eventually made love, achieving perfect harmony in life...
At that very moment, the uke suddenly yelled, "Don't come! Let me study your spore release mechanism first!"
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I like it so much!!! I am also a scientific research dog. The wonderful poignancy is as hilarious as listening to cross talk. It's amazing hahaha
Ah, is it really the mistress and mistress? . . A mistress in that emotional sense?
Why are there so many locked chapters inexplicably [covering face, laughing and crying]
Reading the copy is as shocking as seeing Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs [666]
I couldn't stand it when I saw the 3Dbody. Yes, that's right, I haven't seen anything about my system, internal organs and nerves 😭 😭 😭 I like to watch this kind of stuff during finals week
I'm really happy to see such a carefully written article. I'm really moved by it, and I deeply admire the author's knowledge.
Laughing to death This is the legendary he tui!
Come on, madam! Very nice
Ahhhh, I'm so interested in reading the copywriting, so why are so many people locked...
The author must be a northerner. I was stunned for a moment while watching the dialogue, and I automatically imagined the feeling of talking about cross talk in Tianjin and Beijing |?ω?`)