Wake Up, Hottie! Online Dating Has No Future

My new story next door is now updating daily. Come check out "Let's Talk This Out Properly [Reborn]"! Newly debuted heartthrob Yan Ze has been single for twenty years. He's finally found someone, and is experiencing online dating for the first time. When his fans found out, they earnestly tried to talk him out of it: - Baby, give it up! Online relationships have no future! - Our dear idol, don't trust online dating. They're all scammers! One week later [@Yan Ze: Thanks for your concern, friends. I've read all your comments, and I think... you're just jealous that I have a partner!] Fans: ...This is outrageous! Unbelievable! Men in love are all jerks! When are you posting the nine-picture set? We don't want to see you flaunting your relationship! #WhatDoIDoIfMyIdolIsOnlyThreeYearsOld# #WorryingNeverEnds# [@Yan Ze: [Photo] A solo selfie. My partner isn't here, and once again, I'm lovesick today [broken heart]] Fans: Baby, no more solo selfies! Get the beauty Li in there! We want a picture of you together! Give us some sweetness! #WhatDoIDoIfMyShipNeverGivesUsAnythingSweet# #WorryingNeverEnds# A reporter asked Yan Ze, "What do you think about online dating?" Yan Ze beamed. "I already have a wife! (Even if she isn't human.)" Theme: