The Wish Shop for Lazy Fish

The laid-back fish spirit Su Qingning had barely taken human form when she nearly kicked the bucket. After binding to a System, she set out to extend her life by posing as a master and running a shop. Make any wish you like. The shopkeeper takes orders at her own discretion. Price: 10 years of your lifespan A cultivator: "I want to cultivate and ascend, but I can't concentrate." Su Qingning pulled out a game console and a solar charger. "This magical treasure should help you." Later, a powerful cultivator trained hard enough to shatter the void, all just to find someone who could repair his game console. An ancient salt merchant: "I want a mountain-high pile of salt!" And what he got was a nice bath in salt water~ All the customers: "..." Why did I have to run into a master like this? What a disaster! The laid-back fish hugged the lifespan she'd just earned. What a bountiful day~ This story will go VIP on May 31, with a 10,000-word update on launch day. I hope all you lovely readers will support it~ Coming next: Retired Ancestor Modernizes the Cultivation World. Please add it to your collection~ Ren Changming failed his tribulation and went into qi deviation. After he died, he bound to a System and worked as a technical director in the modern world, completing research and development tasks. His company used technology to make the Fortune Global 500. Just as retirement was finally in sight, the System sent him back to the cultivation world to retire. Ren Changming: "..." No internet, no delicious food. This is retirement? No, this is hell! Ren Changming took another look at his disciples and their descendants: tireless workers who barely needed sleep. Even capitalists would be green with envy! And so he got to work on agriculture, cooking, and building a network, ushering the world into the modern age. A monster who had just emerged from seclusion: "Wasn't the Qingxuan Sect famous for being poor? Where did this palace with its carved dragons and painted phoenixes come from?" A new disciple sobbed: "Why do we have to take physics, chemistry, and all sorts of other subjects when we're here to cultivate?!" A medicine shopkeeper: "The Wuji Immortal Sect has so many boneless roots. They must have caught a sentient one and are raising it." Several peak masters: "There are too many tasks! We can't keep up! Sect Master, approve more hires already!!!" Ren Changming reclined on a soft couch, browsing the internet and enjoying afternoon tea. Only when all his disciples and their descendants work hard can this old ancestor enjoy a proper retirement~ Theme: Contributing to the cause of the good guys