The Compatibility of Priests and Taoist Priests

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Arnold: What's weird about that? We're the best duo in the world!

Ning He: Sure, a mage and a gunslinger. Two ranged fighters hurting each other.

Arnold: How are we hurting each other? Don't we work together seamlessly?

Ning He: Thanks a lot, you jerk. Next time something happens, I wish you'd run slower than me.

Arnold: No way, if I slow down, I'm toast. You can still use shikigami. Maybe someday you'll be able to summon a great demon like Shuten Doji.

Ning He: There's no chance I'll ever summon a great demon like Shuten Doji. We're not even the same nationality!

Arnold: Come on! Have some faith in yourself!

Ning He: Father Kotomine, did you manage to summon Gilgamesh?

Arnold: That's different!

Ning He: ...You idiot priest.

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